BuzzersonKillwell Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 I'm still fucking. Just don't need advice about it. knifeparty, scottheisel, futures and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangj Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 I'm still fucking. Just don't need advice about it. Best post in this thread in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streetwaves Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Currently in a fwb situation. So far, soooo good. No advice needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 I miss reading all the man drama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 my 10 year anniversary of celibacy (3 years not by choice) is coming along soon. someone buy me a cake (preferably pineapple turnover). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Holy shit, a decade without sex? My condolences. KennyFuckingPowers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 OMG how do you go on living without SEX Mike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 my 10 year anniversary of celibacy (3 years not by choice) is coming along soon. someone buy me a cake (preferably pineapple turnover). I know jimmythescumbag is being sarcastic but I really do want to know. you said most of those years were by choice? did something happen that made you give up sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 reviving this thread is great news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 reviving this thread is great news. Did you and buttbuttbutt ever break the ice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 reviving this thread is great news. knifeparty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Did you and buttbuttbutt ever break the ice? not yet. it is still the most anticipated day i haven't yet had. in a world where manhattan is the only thing between us, manhattan may as well be 3,000 miles wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 in other news... i went to a bar yesterday afternoon to grab a bit, a beer, and watch some football. our waitress was super pretty, kept smiling at me with a sparkle in her eye. i'm not much one for trying to connect with a waitress or bartender, but my friends convinced me i had nothing to lose. i ended up with a dry wetnap, somehow, and used the dry wetnap to write the waitress a limerick. it was brilliant. all friends agreed she ought to be swooning. alas, no call back. i hope my poem isn't hanging behind the bar next time i show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billya Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 not yet. it is still the most anticipated day i haven't yet had. in a world where manhattan is the only thing between us, manhattan may as well be 3,000 miles wide. As a dude who has to deal with a legitimate distance, I am disappointed in you. knifeparty and sjb2k1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I feel like bartenders/waitresses are just impossible to land while their working. You just have to think how many dudes are trying to hit on them all night. It sucks because my friend and I had a similar encounter last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 not yet. it is still the most anticipated day i haven't yet had. in a world where manhattan is the only thing between us, manhattan may as well be 3,000 miles wide. May the Port Authority/PATH and the MTA Subway never come between you! Haha KennyFuckingPowers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I feel like bartenders/waitresses are just impossible to land while their working. You just have to think how many dudes are trying to hit on them all night. It sucks because my friend and I had a similar encounter last night. I bartended for about a year when I was younger. I can confirm that most female bartenders don’t take it seriously when they get hit on at work. it’s hard but not impossible. Plus, if you hook up with someone who works at a place you go to regularly, and it ends up going bad, you’ll feel awkward going back there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I bartended for about a year when I was younger. I can confirm that most female bartenders don’t take it seriously when they get hit on at work. it’s hard but not impossible. Plus, if you hook up with someone who works at a place you go to regularly, and it ends up going bad, you’ll feel awkward going back there. i acknowledge all of these things. this girl kept looking over and smiling at me, and ignored the rest of the people at my table, so i figured i'd try. i wasn't even hitting on her, just gave her my number. figured it couldn't hurt. plus, writing poems for girls feels good. i never do that silly shit anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 hey don’t get me wrong. i think it’s awesome that you did that. most times it’s just some drunk guy grunting or something. you did good.I’m still pulling for you and butt butt love connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 hahaha let's not get ahead of ourselves. one thing at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billya Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Honestly dude, you should really be ashamed of yourself if you're that close and use distance as an excuse. knifeparty and sjb2k1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Honestly dude, you should really be ashamed of yourself if you're that close and use distance as an excuse. easy tiger. i was being hyperbolic. of course it's no excuse, it just hasn't happened yet. there is no shame to be placed. promise, billy, when - and if - if does, you'll be the first to know. maybe second. madie is more invested, i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 That sad moment you will be in the crowd on jerry springer 3 days in a row....wednesday will be the worst because Im in the front AND asked a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billya Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 easy tiger. i was being hyperbolic. of course it's no excuse, it just hasn't happened yet. there is no shame to be placed. promise, billy, when - and if - if does, you'll be the first to know. maybe second. madie is more invested, i think. I don't really care, it's just stupid to see someone saying that Manhattan is all that is keeping them back. Imagine Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, and both Carolinas. Knowing that if something went down you couldn't just drive there and be there at the same point of the day. sjb2k1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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