abovetheearth Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 haha. i didnt buy shit. which makes her attraction to me more legit since it wasnt bought? she was just broken up from her boyfriend who was a local cage fighter. seriously. he would train, lift weights, fight and eat protein shakes. he kept trying to get back with her...and finally he asked.."who are you with, is it him (me)?" she said yes. and he left us alone. we've been through a lot. and i challenge you to a better marriage contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 No, I had to buy mine drinks. You probably payed nothing, maybe $5 for a cup depending on how old you were. I'm not saying we have a better marriage or anything because of it, but we probably do. I met my wife in a graduate statistics course, what now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 nerds. do you guys have 10 key races? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I rode the school bus with my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 this mini competition is oddly endearing. codeine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 it probably has a lot to do with the area I live in. guys at bars here just don't care. I have so many stories. guys just come up and say ‘you have big boobs’. and that’s it, that’s all they got. once a guy just handed me some weed. I didn’t know what to do with it. bigbruise knows. some dude came up to us at the bar and took a bandage off his hand and started cleaning an open wound at our table... just talking to us casually. another time we were ouside the bar talking about music and some dude is like ‘fuck that, I’m a maggot.’ which we found out later means he’s a skipknot fan.no real contribution to the thread here... just weird stories, sorry guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billya Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I met my wife in a graduate statistics course, what now... You win since I'd imagine that was more expensive than drinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 it probably has a lot to do with the area I live in. guys at bars here just don't care. I have so many stories. guys just come up and say ‘you have big boobs’. and that’s it, that’s all they got. once a guy just handed me some weed. I didn’t know what to do with it. bigbruise knows. some dude came up to us at the bar and took a bandage off his hand and started cleaning an open wound at our table... just talking to us casually. another time we were ouside the bar talking about music and some dude is like ‘fuck that, I’m a maggot.’ which we found out later means he’s a skipknot fan. no real contribution to the thread here... just weird stories, sorry guys. where is this magical place where men just hand you weed laralaurent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 he was wearing a white tank top, and kept twitching and telling me how he gets a new tattoo every time he gets out of jail. wasn't worth it haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 it probably has a lot to do with the area I live in. guys at bars here just don't care. I have so many stories. guys just come up and say ‘you have big boobs’. and that’s it, that’s all they got. once a guy just handed me some weed. I didn’t know what to do with it. bigbruise knows. some dude came up to us at the bar and took a bandage off his hand and started cleaning an open wound at our table... just talking to us casually. another time we were ouside the bar talking about music and some dude is like ‘fuck that, I’m a maggot.’ which we found out later means he’s a skipknot fan. no real contribution to the thread here... just weird stories, sorry guys. actually this sounds fucking amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 nerds. do you guys have 10 key races? I dont even know what that means haha. You win since I'd imagine that was more expensive than drinks! Yeah haha, you could just buy a bar with what we paid in tuition for a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 so, matt, what these guys are saying is if you want to meet people, get married. ...i don't get it either. start playing DnD. codeine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Have Jury Duty this week. Supposed to give a verdict tomorrow. The girl running the multimedia for the plaintiff is damn cute. Wondering if I can hit on her (would have to be tomorrow, I guess) without compromising my place as an objective juror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Nope, that will. Wait until it's all said and done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Yeah, I figured. I just doubt she'll be hanging around in the hallway outside the court when I walk out. We are gonna make a verdict that decides who wins about $200k. Not gonna hang out and chat after. Probably just not gonna happen. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Yeah, I figured. I just doubt she'll be hanging around in the hallway outside the court when I walk out. We are gonna make a verdict that decides who wins about $200k. Not gonna hang out and chat after. Probably just not gonna happen. Oh well. Not with that attitude, stay positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Guys I dont have a wife. I think Im the real winner here. laralaurent, billya and codeine 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Guys I dont have a wife. I think Im the real winner here. i fucking love laughing in people's faces when they ask if i'm married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I mean. It depends on the criteria. If we're are talking about asking for help with the opposite sex on the Internet, well, you've certainly won that. futures, Emo Revival and circuit bored records 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 But really, you're both young. Don't get married yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I was just joshinnn. Haha I wish all of you with healthy marriages the best because I hope one day to have that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I met my wife in a graduate statistics course, what now... What are the odds? scottheisel, Emo Revival, codeine and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circuit bored records Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 If we're are talking about asking for help with the opposite sex on the Internet, well, you've certainly won that. Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 What are the odds? I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 What are the odds? Hahahah +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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