JoToRoBo Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Man, I am so lame, and spazzy. I'd be like "Hey girl! You got a fine, um, pair of socks today!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Man, I am so lame, and spazzy. I'd be like "Hey girl! You got a fine, um, pair of socks today!" Yo girl, your hair looks nice today. Edit: my cat calls are more just compliments, I guess. Edit 2: Here are some more friendly cat calls: You got some good looking nails, girl. Yo baby, those shoes match your outfit really well. Hey honey, that color really brings out your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoToRoBo Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Yo girl! You look like someone with a 401k, and a ten year plan! Keep up the good work! Princess Logan and TheGhostOfRandySavage 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 01001011011010010110110001101100001000000110100101110100001000000111011101101001011101000110100000 1000000110011001101001011100100110010100101110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoToRoBo Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 01001011011010010110110001101100001000000110100101110100001000000111011101101001011101000110100000 1000000110011001101001011100100110010100101110 Ohhh, you're nasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I like the more accurate term for cat calling: street harassment TheGhostOfRandySavage, Princess Logan, lonesomexloveus and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I like the more accurate term for cat calling: sexual harassment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoToRoBo Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Just listened to Jay Reatard's - Let It All Go, like 4 times in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I like the more accurate term for cat calling: street harassment Favorite person of the month award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I like the more accurate term for cat calling: street harassment I think its crazy that anyone can think otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 And what exactly do people think harassing someone else will get them? Is the girl/guy gonna think "Oh wow, this person's creepy & likes making me uncomfortable w/ their dickish comments, I think I wanna go out with them!" I can't think of a worse attempt to pick someone up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 My buddy catcalled a girl on the street once, they ended up dating for a couple years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 And what exactly do people think harassing someone else will get them? Is the girl/guy gonna think "Oh wow, this person's creepy & likes making me uncomfortable w/ their dickish comments, I think I wanna go out with them!" I can't think of a worse attempt to pick someone up. I have seen much worse and the other party go for it or whatever you want to call it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I waited on Ziggy Marley at the deli today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Just helped a client that smelled like she bathes in vodka. EW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Today at work, I delivered a record to this guy. He came out as I was walking up and we strikes up a conversation about vinyl and stuff so I asked him what record he bought and he looked me dead in the eyes and said "this one is fuckin' Slayer" He was probably in his mid 50's and looked like he would work at the library. JoToRoBo, futures, Princess Logan and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Just helped a client that smelled like she bathes in vodka. EW One of my managers has the worst body odour ever. Every time I go to the back room I can tell if he's been there recently. It's even worse when he's back there at the same time. I literally have to hold my breath sometimes, because I start to feel sick if I breathe in enough around him, and I don't have a weak stomach. You'd think in retail it would be necessary to keep up your hygiene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Just helped a client that smelled like she bathes in vodka. EW Is that better or worse than cigarettes? I'm not starting an anti smoking thing but some customers make me unable to breathe from all the cigarette smoke. Also, no matter how much you inch away, they just get closer. Am I right on this? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 One of my managers has the worst body odour ever. Every time I go to the back room I can tell if he's been there recently. It's even worse when he's back there at the same time. I literally have to hold my breath sometimes, because I start to feel sick if I breathe in enough around him, and I don't have a weak stomach. You'd think in retail it would be necessary to keep up your hygiene. we often have indian folks come in the store, and when they use the fitting room it's an issue for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoToRoBo Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Today at work, I delivered a record to this guy. He came out as I was walking up and we strikes up a conversation about vinyl and stuff so I asked him what record he bought and he looked me dead in the eyes and said "this one is fuckin' Slayer" He was probably in his mid 50's and looked like he would work at the library. I might just have to write a movie, just so this can be a scene in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoToRoBo Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Today at work, I delivered a record to this guy. He came out as I was walking up and we strikes up a conversation about vinyl and stuff so I asked him what record he bought and he looked me dead in the eyes and said "this one is fuckin' Slayer" He was probably in his mid 50's and looked like he would work at the library. However, maybe you were just assuming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Haha it was a pretty funny experience. The guy was nice as could be but he just didn't strike me as the type that would listen to Slayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Is that better or worse than cigarettes? I'm not starting an anti smoking thing but some customers make me unable to breathe from all the cigarette smoke. Also, no matter how much you inch away, they just get closer. Am I right on this? Lol. Close talker nightmares from my former retail life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I might just have to write a movie, just so this can be a scene in it. Ha! I would watch that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoToRoBo Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Ha! I would watch that. Maybe just a vine video then? haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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