Guest Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Online dating tip for women: always turn down guys who can't spell or have a pic of them holding a fish they caught. Also if they are wearing camo, or are over the carcass of any dead animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Don't lose too much money Brian. I'm a pro. I won't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I think one of my favorite parts of you STers is hearing about the male dating psyche. It makes me feel less like a terrible person for turning down guys who can't spell or take shirtless pictures. Luckily we are all pretty intelligent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Online dating tip for women: always turn down guys who can't spell or have a pic of them holding a fish they caught. Also if they are wearing camo, or are over the carcass of any dead animal. Also, it's okay for you to send the first message to a dude you match with. My app doesn't give me notifications like it should, and I often forget to check. Just went on and have 4 new matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I think one of my favorite parts of you STers is hearing about the male dating psyche. It makes me feel less like a terrible person for turning down guys who can't spell or take shirtless pictures. There should be an automatic turn down feature for when more than one nipple is shown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 stop it i thought of that episode as soon as i read "she laughs at everything she says" I knew you'd get it. I make that face mentally every time too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I don't spend $100 a month on creatine to keep my shirt on in pictures. Youinreverse and KingTacoMunster 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I don't spend $100 a month on creatine to keep my shirt on in pictures. *Swipes right* I think that is how you 'match' someone. I've never made it on to the scary world of tinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 When I was on tinder I had the torso of a malnurished child. Gotta keep that a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I've never made it on to the scary world of tinder. You're a lucky man! It's pretty terrible to be honest. Just searching for that needle in the haystack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 From May 2014 to probably around August 2015 (I had to check my post history for that). Ah, I joined around Dec 2014 or so but wasn't active for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 When I was on tinder I had the torso of a malnurished child. Gotta keep that a surprise. *super like* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Brian took the picture I use on it. I don't have the heart to change it, even though it's 4 months old. It's like every time someone swipes right, they're swiping right to Brian too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I think one of my favorite parts of you STers is hearing about the male dating psyche. It makes me feel less like a terrible person for turning down guys who can't spell or take shirtless pictures. Nope, guys are shitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 You're a lucky man! It's pretty terrible to be honest. Just searching for that needle in the haystack. If it's a needle you're looking for then hey there . The Butcha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 *Swipes right* I think that is how you 'match' someone. I've never made it on to the scary world of tinder. You can use it in real life too, doesn't have to be on Tinder. It's easy and fun. Like if you are at the bar (pub) and someone says something like "Are you using this chair?" you can just reply "Swipe Left." and they'll leave you alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Brian took the picture I use on it. I don't have the heart to change it, even though it's 4 months old. It's like every time someone swipes right, they're swiping right to Brian too. <3. I approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 You can use it in real life too, doesn't have to be on Tinder. It's easy and fun. Like if you are at the bar (pub) and someone says something like "Are you using this chair?" you can just reply "Swipe Left." and they'll leave you alone. I will try this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 You can use it in real life too, doesn't have to be on Tinder. It's easy and fun. Like if you are at the bar (pub) and someone says something like "Are you using this chair?" you can just reply "Swipe Left." and they'll leave you alone. Or wait until they are about to sit down and swipe their chair away? Got it! Dominic_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingTacoMunster Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I feel like the Hollywood Vampires are missing Dave Grohl from their band...seems like something he'd be apart of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I will try this. You won't have enough money to drink casually after I take you to the cleaners tomorrow night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I feel like the Hollywood Vampires are missing Dave Grohl from their band...seems like something he'd be apart of. Something completely fucking terrible? The Butcha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 You won't have enough money to drink casually after I take you to the cleaners tomorrow night. Pulling out the big guns! I'm going to get my practice on today at the real tables. Something completely fucking terrible? This made me laugh. A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 You can use it in real life too, doesn't have to be on Tinder. It's easy and fun. Like if you are at the bar (pub) and someone says something like "Are you using this chair?" you can just reply "Swipe Left." and they'll leave you alone. The closest I've come to this is while I was living in Salt Lake City. My roommate and I were at a bar, which was a pretty rare thing. While we're hanging out I go up to get a drink, and this girl starts chatting me up. In the conversation she said something negative about my roommate / bestie, not knowing I knew him. I can't remember exactly what she said after but it was some sort of complisult where she complimented me and insulted him. Now, this was during a time while he and I were marathoning Gossip Girl, so we were in love with Blair. So I nod to him and he starts to wall over right as I say "well, you're no Blair Waldorf" and he just burst out laughing. The look on this girl's face was incredible. Not only did she not expect that I knew him, or that I would have a comeback like that, but I referenced Gossip Girl. I think that girl's jaw may still be on the floor of that bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 You won't have enough money to drink casually after I take you to the cleaners tomorrow night. oh no! did brian spill something on his shirt? he LOVED that fucking shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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