laralaurent Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Y'all wanna hey hiiiighh!??? sjb2k1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 my roommate got a new showerhead and unbeknownst to me, didn’t tighten it all the way. so when I turned the shower on this morning it was hanging down and sprayed me directly in the face/eyes and all over the back wall. cold water. I was really shocked and just clawed through the water until I could find the knob and turn it off. then I got really dizzy and nauseus. so I decided to smoke to settle my stomach. I ended up getting here 45 minutes late because I was so dizzy. now i’m sitting here avoiding eye contact with everyone. not to be mean, but i laughed really hard at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 you're not mean! I laughed right after it happened too, what else could I do in that situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 towelie, you're the worst character ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 not to be mean, but i laughed really hard at this. Don't laugh at my gurl dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 OH FUCK SHIT ABOUT TO GET REAL UP IN EHRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I designed a character mascot for a company my brother used to work for. The original one I sent him had the high towlie eyes, heavy lids and whatever. I sent it as a joke but my brother hated that job so he submitted it anyway. They ended up using it. And a few months after the high mascot was all over their website, they had an actual life size costume of the mascot made. So someone was walking around wearing that monstrosity. My brother sent me a picture but this was a few years ago. God it was glorious. I’m trying to see if I can find a picture of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 this video made we laugh way to hard Youinreverse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 this video made we laugh way to hard I laughed way too hard at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 my roommate got a new showerhead and unbeknownst to me, didn’t tighten it all the way. so when I turned the shower on this morning it was hanging down and sprayed me directly in the face/eyes and all over the back wall. cold water. I was really shocked and just clawed through the water until I could find the knob and turn it off. then I got really dizzy and nauseus. so I decided to smoke to settle my stomach. I ended up getting here 45 minutes late because I was so dizzy. now i’m sitting here avoiding eye contact with everyone. WAIT. Why are you getting into the shower before you turn it on? I thought it was common to turn the shower on, wait a bit for it to warm up, THEN proceed to place yourself inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 WAIT. Why are you getting into the shower before you turn it on? I thought it was common to turn the shower on, wait a bit for it to warm up, THEN proceed to place yourself inside. Seriously. Next she'll tell us she sits down in there once she gets in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 and then makes a delicious ham sammy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I turned it on and it was pointing directly out of the shower into my eyes. I was standing outside of it fully clothed haha Don't worry guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Well shit Dick Goggles, you gotta be more specific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ham sammy shower sounds like it belongs in the disensitizer thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 dammit. i missed my time to really shine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I stopped reading that thread. I get really uncomfortable when people talk about their bathroom time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I turned it on and it was pointing directly out of the shower into my eyes. I was standing outside of it fully clothed haha Don't worry guys Ah, there it is. Man, your roomie is not all that handy then, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I stopped reading that thread. I get really uncomfortable when people talk about their bathroom time. I snuck back in after Charlie condemned me from entering that thread but I felt that some people were beating their own chests just a tad too hard and therefore I lost interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 we're talking periods now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I designed a character mascot for a company my brother used to work for. The original one I sent him had the high towlie eyes, heavy lids and whatever. I sent it as a joke but my brother hated that job so he submitted it anyway. They ended up using it. And a few months after the high mascot was all over their website, they had an actual life size costume of the mascot made. So someone was walking around wearing that monstrosity. My brother sent me a picture but this was a few years ago. God it was glorious. I’m trying to see if I can find a picture of it. need! nothing like people unknowingly being the butt of a joke! I stopped reading that thread. I get really uncomfortable when people talk about their bathroom time. agreed. that little bit offended my sense of hygiene. Madie, girl, i'm quoting you ALL UP IN HERE today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 we're talking periods now. A bunch of dudes talking about periods. I could only imagine how much misconception is going on in that thread now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I looked... don't look ladies. save yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 we're talking periods now. Your last post in there made me giggle a little. For the most part besides the shark week talk (as I like to call it), most of the boy talk is going over my head. I feel like it's all a big inside joke that I was not invited to be a part of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henster311 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 like periods in hockey?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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