abovetheearth Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 i bet he's triple distilling vodka back there. that water heater is a distillery! futures 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 That was your chance to say no... She's scheduled 8am-12pm. She comes in late every day (8:17am EXACTLY. Everyday. Well, when she's not calling out.) and still leaves at 12 rather than staying until at least 12:15 to balance out her tardiness. She irritates me so when she said that I was like "If you want to." and then she left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 My boss just returned. Now he cares about the extra $435 charge. He was at a ~lunch meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Dude, cookies are my kryptonite. Especially now when the gas station has 4 for $2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 not a big fan of cookies or sweets for that matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I don't understand that lifestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 i like pies though. pies and cheesecake. fucking hate brownies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 We appear to be opposites on the dessert spectrum. I only like certain cheesecakes (lighter ones) and pumpkin pie. Brownies can get it any day of the week... and cookies. They reign supreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 My boss just returned. Now he cares about the extra $435 charge. He was at a ~lunch meeting. This sounds exactly like my boss, only my response would simply be me making a fart noise with my mouth and he would just walk away mad. So.. who has cookies on there desk that is down for a trade, cause I want some cookies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Turns out, Kip had placed all the dough on one tray with no spacing at all between the pieces of cookie dough. What really blew my mind is that when he had filled the tray, he had also stacked the pieces of cookie dough on top of each other I guess thinking that he would just be able to separate the cookies when they came out of the oven. It was a huge mess of partially cooked cookie dough. I'm glad I don't have to work with him anymore. Who doesn't know how to make cookies?! I have a feeling Kip struggles a lot in life. I'd love to hear the customer story. Funny Person + Lack of Common Sense = Good Laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Brownies can get it any day of the week... and cookies. This is how porn... ah, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokimedo Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 this topic moves way too fast for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 This is how porn... ah, never mind. Hahaha. Brownie porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 fucking hate brownies. This is a terrible statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 that hurts me deep. d e e p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I just peed not thinking about the fact that I can't flush the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 good thing girls dont poopy Snaggle Von Swift 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Brownies with a caramel topping is awesome. Basically any desert must have caramel on it for me to waste my time eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 good thing girls dont poopy I thought the same thing to myself just after I hit the lever to flush and watched nothing disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 good thing girls dont poopy Or fart. It's a fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 This day, while eventful, is just draaaaagging by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 This day, while eventful, is just draaaaagging by. Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 It probably doesn't help that I'm looking forward for this week to end so I can be off of work until January 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I worked at nestle cookie cafe in college and we would make this fucking monstrosity of a cookie sandwich. 2 full size cookies, with a large size ice cream scoop of frosting pressed in between them. then rolled in sprinkles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Brownies with a caramel topping is awesome. Basically any desert must have caramel on it for me to waste my time eating it. I made this Sunday night (Giarhdelli caramel turtle) maneatingcow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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