abovetheearth Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 i thought it was chantel? chantel is all caps, no punctuation, cracked out version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I'm currently writing an essay on the book "The Lesser Blessed". Has anyone here read it? Fuck it gets really heavy at points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 If I could ride the waves of pain, I could remember things. I could feel them. I got a flash of Rae and our house; me standing over him; fire roaring from room to room; me standing in the crowd with a box of matches and the hammer; oh God in Heaven forgive me, my hammer, my secret tusk; me standing over Dad passed out, knowing he's dreaming. I wanted to take it away, the sin and dirt and cum and blood in my mouth. I couldn't breathe. My eyes were crying. My lips were split, I wanted to sew stitches through my lips. I thought he wanted me to pray when he said kneel down. I couldn't breathe. I wanted stitches. I thought Oh God, why is he feeding me mushroom juice? I couldn't breathe. He jammed it so far in I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't breathe. I wanted to sew stitches through my lips so he could never fuck me there again. First year English class guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Shit, I read Native Son in high school... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I think I just hit the wall of this all-nighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinaRod Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Went to a bayside show tonight and some crazy chick bit me and a guy. Then started complaining when she got elbowed by another guy. He told her "it's a punk rock show, it happens" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Anyone seen anything about that apartment fire in Houston ? This video is crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Anyone seen anything about that apartment fire in Houston ? This video is crazy. I heard about it on reddit, it's suspected arson. The Complex was build near an old cemetery, as Houston doesn't have zoning laws and well people weren't happy about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 This guy won't stop emailing me and my boss and addressing us as "Gentlemen," at the beginning. It's annoying me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 This guy won't stop emailing me and my boss and addressing us as "Gentlemen," at the beginning. It's annoying me. While annoying, at least it is professional sounding; I hate getting "Hey ..." that drives me nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 While annoying, at least it is professional sounding; I hate getting "Hey ..." that drives me nuts It wouldn't bother me so much if I had a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 lol ashton! clearly the only people who work in offices with positions of power are men right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 You bet! I can't wait for him to have to call me for some reason and then learn that I'm not a dude. But then of course he'll assume I'm the secretary because I answered the phone. Can't win with a bajingo between your legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 lol ashton! clearly the only people who work in offices with positions of power are men right This is not true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 i have a lady boss, mr. hook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I want a lady boss. The only other gal here is our parttime accountant who is only here for 4 hours 3 days a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emokid9963 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Odd things I read while drinking coffee at work: http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/woman-phantom-pregnancy-quintuplets-021913478--abc-news-health.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 the new chief counsel in my office is a lady. which is kind of funny because she's tiny and blond, and the outgoing one is probably 6'3" and an all around big guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I have a lady boss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Odd things I read while drinking coffee at work: http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/woman-phantom-pregnancy-quintuplets-021913478--abc-news-health.html ok i understand the phantom pregnancy thing, but did the husband not ever be like 'so honey, maybe we should go have an ultrasound! or, i dunno, go to a pre-natal doctor's appointment!'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Odd things I read while drinking coffee at work: http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/woman-phantom-pregnancy-quintuplets-021913478--abc-news-health.html Oh man. I've heard of that happening. Even to men who's S/O's were pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I want a lady boss. The only other gal here is our parttime accountant who is only here for 4 hours 3 days a week. I work with a lot of women. it's fun but I know I lucked out because not one is for drama. I've seriously never heard anyone talk bad about someone here. it's a family, a nice family. my old job at a university was SO dramatic. my lady boss there was going through a divorce and was crying in her office all the time. always talking shit about her immediate superior saying he was a closet gay, hair plugs, all of this awful stuff. it wasn't just her though, everyone there gossiped and slept around. I was in this little area between 5 offices so I heard EVERYTHING, and said nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emokid9963 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 ok i understand the phantom pregnancy thing, but did the husband not ever be like 'so honey, maybe we should go have an ultrasound! or, i dunno, go to a pre-natal doctor's appointment!'? Yeah, that is what I found so weird. I dont know, if my gf said she was pregnant, we would be at the doctors ASAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 the women i work with are all 45+ and AWFUL. always talking behind each other's backs and complaining about things and not doing work but talking about all the work they have to do so it SEEMS like they're sooooo busy. i flat out tell people i'm not here to make friends and am so sarcastic that people don't know how to take me, so they usually just avoid complaining/any sort of meaningful conversation with me. basically, i'm the april ludgate of my office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I have had bosses of both genders who were assholes. Being a stupid asshole has no prejudice. Snaggle Von Swift and lonesomexloveus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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