¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 www.retiredartists.com RetiredArtists is a collective of musicians who were previously involved with touring the world and being in bands in underground scenes. We grew up, but never had the love of music leave us. Everyone involved with RetiredArtists was in a band that was signed and toured extensively, on labels ranging from Victory Records to Bridge 9 Records. You most likely heard of the bands we were in, but we aren’t going to be specific on the site. What do we do? We make it easy for that guy who wants to sing in a metal, hardcore, punk or rock band (but doesn’t have the music-writing friend to help him) write songs. We also make it easy for someone struggling with writing their own music in a band get consistent by writing songs that they can learn, as theirs, and branch off from there. How do we do it? You tell us what style you want your songs in based on specific bands, and we will write you songs. The best part? Everything is discreet. Nobody will know. Why play your shitty songs when you can play consistent amazing ones written by us badass guys who toured in (and with) bands whose names would make you nut yourself. Sound good to you? Go to the specifics page to finalize this awesome undertaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted March 14, 2013 Author Share Posted March 14, 2013 Pricing Message: Turnaround is currently placed at 3 weeks, but orders are filling fast so email us now. After sending in the contract (see specifics) you will receive: 1. A .MP3 File of the full guitar parts for your song. 2. A link to a video on the guitar showing the fingering of your song to help you figure things out The cost’s are broken down as follows: 1 Song – $175/each 2 Songs $170/each 3 Songs $165/each 4 SONG SPECIAL (all the music written you need for your demo!) $600, add a long intro for $75 extra and make it into 5 tracks for only $675 5+ songs – $150/each For full recordings (DRUMS, BASS, GUITARS) in a professional studio (Ready for you to put vocals over and have your instant band) email us for pricing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Sounds like an idea that would be attached to Victory. Stupid as fuck and harmful to the scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Ghost writers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 This leaves a bad taste in my mouth. smash2pieces 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 This rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collectivemike Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Thank you, now I can finally start a band. They'll even record the songs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 just wait... about one year from now, there are going to be a slew of songs popping up from teenagers whose parents bought them 1 or 2 songs for christmas. ...actually, starting a label to exclusively release comp associated with RetiredArtists is a $$ idea. who's in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 artists from Victory and Bridge Nine? Is it that tough to write a four chord hardcore song these days? patron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Get the fuck outta here! this is ridiculous. Somebody is desperate for money, and thought this would be a huge hit. Who the fuck would do this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Bought 10 "for the board" Zick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patron Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 From Victory to B9, eh? That's quite the range. thebiglebowski and smailtronic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobohunter48 Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 This is exactly like the Ark Music Factory that was responsible for Rebecca Black. Now metalcore is going to have its own version of Rebecca Black. Ponder that for a moment. smash2pieces 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chamb117 Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 i thought this said retarded artists which they are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 /nut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partysmasher Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Anyone aware that Tucker Rule (ex-Thursday) and a guy from From Autumn To Ashes are touring as part of the backing band for The Wanted? Gotta do what you gotta do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collectivemike Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 just wait... about one year from now, there are going to be a slew of songs popping up from teenagers whose parents bought them 1 or 2 songs for christmas. ...actually, starting a label to exclusively release comp associated with RetiredArtists is a $$ idea. who's in? Man, this would be piss poor parenting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Fart city, Victory bands never cease to amaze me at least :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 So would I get a discount if I get dudes from Facedown to write songs for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecream Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 i'll hold out for the re-union tour's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 This is exactly like the Ark Music Factory that was responsible for Rebecca Black. Now metalcore is going to have its own version of Rebecca Black. Ponder that for a moment. THAT. IS. GOING. TO. BE. SO. DOPE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chamb117 Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 This is exactly like the Ark Music Factory that was responsible for Rebecca Black. Now metalcore is going to have its own version of Rebecca Black. Ponder that for a moment. there's already plenty of metalcore that sounds like rebecca black wrote it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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