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I don't really understand the SRC hate train. I'm not being biased, in general they've always delivered quality products and had great customer service. Plus they fund these boards we all love/hate so much. I'm asking an honest question here. If it's the MTS thing then that seems rather silly. RJ jacked that whole thing up and then just disappeared into internet obscurity.
Before anyone says anything; I'm not on their payroll, just kind of put off by all the negative comments they get for doing things a lot of other popular labels/distros do. At a time people got excited for their releases.

It's SRC. It's not like anything they press is really OOP, it's always discounted in their and Hot Topic's stores. And if something sells out fast they always add a second pressing. Not worth blindly buying for 14 records at $21/album when probably at least 12 of this will end up in sale at some point in the future closer to $12. And believe me, if they press Deja there will be more than enough to go around.

Liquor and whores.

alcohol and porn.
 
its the answer to the mystery of life.

If they get wet, I'm set.

*SRC releases déjà*
Everyone here: "OMG I LOVE YOU SRC!!!"

Bitch. Moan. Complain. Whine. Wah wah wah.

I don't know why people are so fussy about seam splits.
They happen - and there's really not too many things we can do about them.
I've accepted seam splits as an unfortunate part of shipping records. If I was working for MOV and got a bunch of emails regarding seam splits, I'd ignore all of em.

People rode horses and took potshots at each other.

I haven't taken a shit alone since we got this cat.
 

I try to blow my wad as quick as I can.
But.... I keep on fucking. It always takes me at least an hour to shoot a second load, and sometimes it tickles a little too much so I end up pissing in the bitch, but that usually just turns them on even more.

I don't understand the hype over this chick.

no stds, not cheating on me, dont care

Memory foam mattresses are great for sleep. Terrible for sex.
Spring mattresses are great for sex. Terrible for sleep.

I've taken a dump in a bathroom where two people were doing it in the shower.

i've faked jerked off before and they stopped and left the room. 
i've said "let me hit that for a while"
I've told a few just to stop as i'm trying to sleep.
 
once i was so pissed i peed on their clothes 4 feet away from them. they were not happy. funny neither was i. 

if theres a couple doing it next to me...i just slowly slide my pants off...inch (no pun intended) over slowly and just find a hole and stick it in.
 
its like the tazmanian devil...flailing arms and legs.

I want to say something snarky, but, I really just feel bad.  Sorry your blastin' too soon bro, try thinking about something else, I don't mean like baseball or anything else people typically say, I mean the weird shit, stuff you don't want anyone to know you've ever thought about.  

You should beta test this prior to bringing it into service. If you see blood, stop.

Just raw dog it and blow it as quick as you can

Wearing a strap-on is also an effective way to feel nothing.

So…a desensitizer AND a condom? Are you even using you own penis?

Win a free test - http://www.thevinyldistrict.com/philadelphia/2013/11/tvd-vinyl-giveaway-wax-packs-test-press/

we just need a millencolin boxset already