steventangent Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 That is super dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I knew a dude who referred to getting high as 'getting nice'.Like, 'I'mma bout to get reaaaaaaal nice.'I thought it was hilarious. Would probably be annoying if it became overused though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Stoners are dumb. When my friends and I were teenagers we called smoking weed "playing Candyland" in the presence of parents. In sober retrospect, three 19 year old dudes saying "Yo, let's go play Candyland" and then going outside for a walk is basically the most obvious thing in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Stoners are dumb. When my friends and I were teenagers we called smoking weed "playing Candyland" in the presence of parents. In sober retrospect, three 19 year old dudes saying "Yo, let's go play Candyland" and then going outside for a walk is basically the most obvious thing in the world. We used to call it eating cereal. My mom thought we all just really loved cereal so she kept a lot of it in the house all the time. Then we'd get stoned and eat it. Worked out nicely. anthemforadoomed and emacs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Stoners are dumb. When my friends and I were teenagers we called smoking weed "playing Candyland" in the presence of parents. In sober retrospect, three 19 year old dudes saying "Yo, let's go play Candyland" and then going outside for a walk is basically the most obvious thing in the world. Dunno if it's obvious, but it's certainly not discreet. If I were a parent, I would think you guys were up to no good, and probably relieved to find out that you youngsters were just tokin the cheeba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Stoners are dumb. When my friends and I were teenagers we called smoking weed "playing Candyland" in the presence of parents. In sober retrospect, three 19 year old dudes saying "Yo, let's go play Candyland" and then going outside for a walk is basically the most obvious thing in the world. We call it "playing Pokemon." Only with Fire types and Grass types, though. And if you play enough, you'll unlock Psychic types. funtitled, codeine, WAXXX and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAXXX Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 We call it "playing Pokemon." Only with Fire types and Grass types, though. And if you play enough, you'll unlock Psychic types. a one-hitter could be charmander, a pipe charmeleon, and a bong charizard. dank nugs could be poke balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondltd Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Milk is good, fat is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 We call it "playing Pokemon." Only with Fire types and Grass types, though. And if you play enough, you'll unlock Psychic types. LOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 When people say "pedal stool" instead of pedestal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 a one-hitter could be charmander, a pipe charmeleon, and a bong charizard. dank nugs could be poke balls. I used to have a glass Bulbasaur pipe. WAXXX 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 When people say "pedal stool" instead of pedestal. Aren't you putting yourself on a bit of a pedalstool with this one, S.R.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 When people say "pedal stool" instead of pedestal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 mine as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Pedal stool sample WAXXX 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondltd Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Most of the things in this thread really irrigate me. Good to know I'm not the only one. But it is what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I think "first world problems" and "check your privilege" are both annoying as shit, in an intellectually bullying, liberal-guilt sort of way. I'll make an exception for "first world problems" when used ironically. aarondltd, WAXXX and funtitled 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainaldous Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I think I just want everyone to shut the fuck up most of the time. Probably not smart for me to spend so much time on VC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondltd Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I think I just want everyone to shut the fuck up most of the time. Probably not smart for me to spend so much time on VC. Yeah I noticed on another forum I find myself just wanting to make fun of newbs. Especially one who thought lossy compression means files lose data when transferred and as they age while lossless ones don't. I held back and told him how it really is and kept the laughter to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 tonight my wife's friend said she'd like to hang out more as she took her for granite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondltd Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 tonight my wife's friend said she'd like to hang out more as she took her for granite. Did she say "I look like granite to you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAXXX Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I think "first world problems" and "check your privilege" are both annoying as shit, in an intellectually bullying, liberal-guilt sort of way. I'll make an exception for "first world problems" when used ironically. some of those first world problem memes crack me up. whenever i hear someone complain about something petty, i say "hashtag africa." it can get pretty obnoxious around people that complain a lot, but it works at getting them to shut up a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondltd Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 some of those first world problem memes crack me up. whenever i hear someone complain about something petty, i say "hashtag africa." it can get pretty obnoxious around people that complain a lot, but it works at getting them to shut up a bit. I was going to say it after his post or something along the lines of this whole thread is about 1st world problems but I wanted to see someone else do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 It's more annoying when people are using it to discount another person's feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caninesapien Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 The "Man Advice" thread reminded me about this (note - don't go to that thread if you don't need to) This whole notion of "beard pride". I don't know how prevalent this is around the world but over the last year or so I'm seeing all the facebook shit like "A REAL MAN grows a BEARD!" or "A beard is a sign of class and dignity" or "Yes, you can touch my beard!" or, the worst - "Date a man with a beard - growing a beard takes patience - the patience needed to put up with your bullshit!" Fuck all that horrible shit. I grew a beard because I'm lazy and my girlfriend likes it. There's nothing fucking noble about it, it's just hair I keep on my face. funtitled, emacs and anthemforadoomed 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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