mrewest Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 We have some folks at my work that destroy the inner-bowls & just make zero attempt at getting rid if it. Makes me wonder wtf these people eat & why you want others to see that. And I hate the streaker that leaves ass-residue on the back of the seat. How hard is it to look at the seat when you're done & realize you probably shouldn't leave that behind? I had one stick out of the water this morning, leave residue inside the bowl, & you know what I did? Took a giant wad of tp & took care of it. Fucking manners, people. videogamesandvinyl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
videogamesandvinyl Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Lint Asswood Lint Asswood, wins!! rooks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Lint Asswood, wins!! videogamesandvinyl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyFrosted Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I must not be a worldly person, or I've just been incredibly lucky. I've never really had to deal with these shit horrors. Only one time at work was there a shit mishap - we had some mentally unstable customers led by a caretaker, I guess this was their free time. Well, one of them used the bathroom and decided to smear shit on the walls. I wasn't there that day so I was lucky to have not been the one to clean it up. These people had an excuse, though, I never realized what a problem it is for people with no excuse like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Is it ok to fart at a urinal when someone else is at a nearby one? I never would, but I've been the other guy plenty of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 had to clean piss off the toilet seat at work today. the seat.. really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I think that the lady "hover-ers" are the cause and solution to your pissing woes. If one doesn't hover, no piss on the seat. If one however does hover, piss everywhere. Catch 22. If they'd just sit on the seat in the first place, all your troubles would potentially be gone! Now that leads to the question of whether there are many guys who hover... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konk Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Why put the seat down if you're gonna hover? Duff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 this was a men's room.. so 1) why was the seat down in the first place? 2) how did you miss the bowl so viciously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I've been abusing my toilet today. I had too much chilli and beer last night I am cleaning up after myself though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefchino Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I just sat on piss... Just thought I'd let everyone know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Seat pissed all over again today. Beginning to wonder if it's my coworker who's on the verge of getting fired. For reasons unrelated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 My mom put a note on the toilet telling my brother and I to aim better when we were children. SpazzyMcGee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 As for the girls squatting and peeing on the seat, I can say that it's not usually us peeing directly on the seat. It's when your squaring above the toilet and your pee causes water to splash up so what's left on the seat is essentially watered down pee sprinkles. Those paper toilet seat covers are a fucking godsend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 As for the girls squatting and peeing on the seat, I can say that it's not usually us peeing directly on the seat. It's when your squaring above the toilet and your pee causes water to splash up so what's left on the seat is essentially watered down pee sprinkles. Those paper toilet seat covers are a fucking godsend. honest question. if you have to shit and dont have toilet seat covers, do you still hover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avery Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 if there aren't any seat covers, i use toilet paper. i never hover. i gotta be able to relax to even pee and squatting doesn't afford me that ability. i did know a guy who was some kind of bathroom freak. even at his own friend's house, he hovered. i don't get that, they were pretty clean. his hovering led him to shit on the back of the toilet seat by accident. wtf. by trying to be clean, you ruin it for everyone else. Satan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 i did know a guy who was some kind of bathroom freak. even at his own friend's house, he hovered. i don't get that, they were pretty clean. his hovering led him to shit on the back of the toilet seat by accident. wtf. by trying to be clean, you ruin it for everyone else. He should have just gone top deck on that http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=topdecking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 have any of you males ever hovered? it just seems like such a prissy bullshit thing to do. inb4 "but eewwww!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnystorm777 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 The "Streaker" struck again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 have any of you males ever hovered? it just seems like such a prissy bullshit thing to do. inb4 "but eewwww!" Never, I just take care of business no matter what's going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 same, I go all of the fucking time so I make myself comfortable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 have any of you males ever hovered? it just seems like such a prissy bullshit thing to do. inb4 "but eewwww!" No, but I will say that if there's some piss on the seat I'll wipe it off with toilet paper. I'm not gonna consciously decide to sit in someone's piss, y'know? If there's shit on the seat, use a different stall and if they're all bad, shit on the floor. Hovering seems like too much work, and yeah, "prissy bullshit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mss614 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I used to work at an amusement park. This was from the men's employee bathrrom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 if there aren't any seat covers, i use toilet paper. i never hover. i gotta be able to relax to even pee and squatting doesn't afford me that ability. yep, this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 honest question. if you have to shit and dont have toilet seat covers, do you still hover?I can't shit anywhere but home. And yes, I also hover in friends houses. If it was up to me if never use a bathroom outside of home ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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