Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I think I made moves like 30% of the time when dating. Usually I would have that internal conversation with myself, trying to psych myself up, then just say fuck it and go for the kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Make the move. Girls love a guy who makes that first move and she won't reject you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 yep... still just do not understand what is wrong with me. moved to another city, another state! and the same bullshit just follows. met a girl online a few days ago.. after some conversation, i ended by giving her my number. she texted me today asking if i'd wanna grab drinks tonight. as boldly predicted.. it didn't happen. so while i was out with my friends tonight, we collectively toyed with my tinder. chatting with a couple girls here and there, allowing the female friends i was with to both guide me and take over (which lead to the brilliant opening of "you look like you smell nice.") and by the end of the night, they all sat there scratching their heads as i continued striking out. i am absolutely convinced that this happens to only me, even tho you're proof it doesn't. One second she's telling me so many things about how she can't wait to hang and then we make plans and then I'm HOME ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, WITH ALL MY DOORS LOCKED UP TIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 This isn't high school!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 This isn't high school!!!!!!!!!!!! You're wrong, it is. This "reincarnate" of man advice reads like a prepubescent's guide to the opposite sex. RIP OG Man Advice Thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 That's why I've participated so lightly. I just can't get into the groove here. What happened??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 If I'm the one at fault for killing the groove...sorry! Though I did participate in the OG Man Advice as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 If I talk about laser tag, will it get us back on track? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I used to love me some laser tag. Back in my late teens and early twenties my friends and I used to smoke cigars every Tuesday and then go play laser tag (or go bowling or something, but we played laser tag pretty consistently for a few months). Good times. We called it Dude Day Tuesdays. NO GIRLS ALLOWED. We were pretty loose with that rule though. Definitely no girlfriends allowed though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 i had one tuesday.. it was the best ever. started with free grand slams at dennys (next day after super bowl promo?) played some fire til you tire laser tag saw a $5 movie got a half price pizza and the went out for dollar drafts tuesdays are so damn underrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Everything is all my fault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I'm five years old and asking for dumb boy advice, I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE FEELINGS LET ALONE ADULT ONES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̮ ɤ ̮ Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 But you're great at using capslock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 But you're great at using capslock. TRUE ̮ ɤ ̮ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noalarmplanet Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 TRUE THEY'RE GODDAMN MINERALS MARIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Actually, sorry, the correct answer is "Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals." noalarmplanet and -tess. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 i just started over. time to take that wild journey again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 If I talk about laser tag, will it get us back on track? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 In HIMYM Barney talks about a laser tag tournament in Poughkeepsie. THAT IS A LIE THIS CITY IS GARBAGE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 All over the country, people talk about HIMYM like its brilliant THAT IS A LIE THAT SHOW IS GARBAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 It was a'ight but ran like 5-6 years too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dapeebs Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 In HIMYM Barney talks about a laser tag tournament in Poughkeepsie. THAT IS A LIE THIS CITY IS GARBAGE. I live here as well and can agree. All over the country, people talk about HIMYM like its brilliant THAT IS A LIE THAT SHOW IS GARBAGE You take that BACK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 i used to live in a house where the only 3 shows that were ever on tv were himym, survivor, and jackass. as a result, i was exposed to dozens of episodes of it, and never once laughed. not even a smirk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noalarmplanet Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Actually, sorry, the correct answer is "Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals." Damn my quote game is slippin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noalarmplanet Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 i used to live in a house where the only 3 shows that were ever on tv were himym, survivor, and jackass. as a result, i was exposed to dozens of episodes of it, and never once laughed. not even a smirk. God I hate HIMYM. I enjoyed the first few seasons for what it was but it devolved very very quickly into an unwatchable mess and that ending is the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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