DecayToDeath Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 I have a crush on a gay girl. I'm dumb, she's a lesbian...I thought I had found the one! cfrancese5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambionic Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 I'm dumb, she's a lesbian...I thought I had found the one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Let me know the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambionic Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Let me know the truth! That song sums up so much of my life right now. Or "She Has A Girlfriend Now"... but only the ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 That song sums up so much of my life right now. Or "She Has A Girlfriend Now"... but only the ending. Isn't that when he says he'll cut off his dick so he can be a lesbian too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambionic Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Isn't that when he says he'll cut off his dick so he can be a lesbian too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 So I just started trying Tinder out, and surprisingly I got some marches. I have no clue what to talk about though. I feel more awkward on the app than I do in person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Starting conversations is the worrrsssst. Especially knowing how picky most women are about how a dude starts a conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Seriously. I have no clue what to say to start it, and profiles with hardly any info don't give you much to go off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I had a girl wearing a TWIABP shirt message me within an hour of starting tinder. I think I annoyed her by being a bigger and more OG fan. I don't give a fuck how cute you are. I'm gonna tell you I'm the bigger TWIABP fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I can dig it Bruce. Time to make awkward small talk, and hope it evolves into something that can give me more to feed off of. It's so much easier to do in person I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I can dig it Bruce. Time to make awkward small talk, and hope it evolves into something that can give me more to feed off of. It's so much easier to do in person I think. There are pros and cons, but I think internet dating is the best thing to ever happen. It's still terrifying but it's a lot easier for me. Plus turning down a bunch of sex was an ego boost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I can dig it Bruce. Time to make awkward small talk, and hope it evolves into something that can give me more to feed off of. It's so much easier to do in person I think. Consider this - I'm sure anything you have to say (coming from an intelligent dude such as yourself) is going to be better than more than half the shit these girls are getting told on a daily basis from a bunch of dipshits. Have fun in the wild world of online dating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Can't go wrong with "Yo baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Consider this - I'm sure anything you have to say (coming from an intelligent dude such as yourself) is going to be better than more than half the shit these girls are getting told on a daily basis from a bunch of dipshits. Have fun in the wild world of online dating. Ah, thank man. I'm pretty sure most ladies are impressed by a guy nice enough not to just immediately send them a picture of their junk these days... technology has allowed low class assholes the land to reign and scare women away from potentially nice guys That'll be a last resort. Can't go wrong with "Yo baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" What if I don't own an overcoat? Think a saying a hoodie would work just as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Can't go wrong with "Yo baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" How about "I'd like to TYE dye a shirt for you with my period blood." ? I feel like they would get along together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambionic Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 So I just started trying Tinder out, and surprisingly I got some marches. I have no clue what to talk about though. I feel more awkward on the app than I do in person. Sometimes their pictures offer opportunities for witty commentary to open the conversation. Or maybe her bio says something clever that you can build upon. Other times a simple "hello" works. Or a drunken "eyyo lemme get up in dem guts?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I'll be celebrating 7 years marriage this spring by saying: "you look like you're 12" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 i also said "i wanna dip dat ass in gold" themeconspiracy and deafening 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 i also said "i wanna dip dat ass in gold" This is my next line I'm using. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Consider this - I'm sure anything you have to say (coming from an intelligent dude such as yourself) is going to be better than more than half the shit these girls are getting told on a daily basis from a bunch of dipshits. Have fun in the wild world of online dating. I can't remember the exact wording but one time a guy said something like 'we're only 1.1 miles away? I could ejaculate that far'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I've seen some horrible shit said to girls I know. My girlfriend has alopecia. When we first started seeing each other we were still casual and both using tinder. Almost daily she'd get "Did your pussy hair fall out too?" Then again my piece of shit friend messaged a bald girl "I want to smear cream cheese on your head" as an opener (against my protests) and had sex with her that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatGreenOne77 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I can't remember the exact wording but one time a guy said something like 'we're only 1.1 miles away? I could ejaculate that far'. I swear I just lost the urge to eat reading that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I can't remember the exact wording but one time a guy said something like 'we're only 1.1 miles away? I could ejaculate that far'. I have never used any sort of "line" on these sites. I really hate them to be honest. I'm pretty sick of going on dates and just having it feel so unnatural. I think I need to stop for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Then again my piece of shit friend messaged a bald girl "I want to smear cream cheese on your head" as an opener (against my protests) and had sex with her that night. This kind of blows my mind. I don't know how I feel about it. Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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