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While we're in a thread that doesn't matter at all, I have had trouble finding the answer to this question: under my avatar/ picture it says members followed by a dot. Gentleman JerseyDave has 4 dots. Wtf are the dots?

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It measures your posts, you are new with few posts so you have 1 dot. 

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While we're in a thread that doesn't matter at all, I have had trouble finding the answer to this question: under my avatar/ picture it says members followed by a dot. Gentleman JerseyDave has 4 dots. Wtf are the dots?

 

I would have guessed it was an indicator of how HARD you are, but OP only has one, so I supposed not.

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suck a dick

Well that was disappointing. Go cover some Rodrigo y Gabriella, and while your at it, do as someone else said and fellate a shaft.

I think the hour is nigh that we stop using suck a dick as an insult. I don't know about you guys, but when someone (just my wife, I guess) sucks my dick, it's super awesome, and I am pretty dang grateful that it's happening! When you use suck a dick as an insult, you're associating fellatio with subservience and shame, and we don't need any more of that as a society. So I just want to give a shout out to anyone who's ever had a dick in their mouth. You make the world a better place.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now
Give it to me now, give it to me now

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now
Give it to me now

I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh, you make it so good, I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the, to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh, you make it so good, I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
While the Dirty Birds kick for tree
And if you like in the club we can do it
In the DJ booth or in the back of the V.I.P.

Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top, lick it don't stop
Keep the door locked, don't knock while the boat rock
We go-bots and robots so they gotta wait 'til the show stop
Or how 'bout on the beach with black sand

Lick up your thigh then call me the Pac Man
Table top or just give me a lap dance
The Rock to the Park, to the Point, to the Flatlands
That man Ludacris, woo

In the public bathroom or in back of a classroom
However you want it lover, lover gonna tap that ass soon
See I cast 'em and I past 'em, get a tight grip and I grasp 'em
I flash 'em and out last 'em

And if ain't good then I trash 'em
While you stash 'em, I'll let 'em free
And the tell me what they fantasy
Like up on the roof roof tell yo' boyfriend not to be mad at me

I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the, to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh, you make it so good, I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the, to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh, you make it so good, I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

I wanna get you in the bath tub
With the candle lit you give it up till they go out
Or we can do it on stage of the Ludacris concert
'Cause you know I got sold out

Or red carpet dick could just roll out
Go 'head and scream you can't hold out
We can do it in the pouring rain
Runnin' the train when it's hot or cold out

How 'bout in the library on top of books
But you can't be too loud
You wanna make a brother beg for it
Give me TLC 'cause you know I be too proud

We can do it in the White House
Tryna make them turn the lights out
Champaign with my campaign, let me do the damn thing
What's my name, what's my name, what's my name

A sauna, jacuzzi in the back row at the movie
You can stratch my back and rule me, you can push me or just pull me
On hay in middle of the barn, woo, rose pedals on the silk sheets uh
Eating fresh fruits sweep yo' woman right off her feet

I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the, to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh, you make it so good, I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the, to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh, you make it so good, I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
That's the way you like to fuck, clogged up, fog alert
Rip the pants and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt
In the garden all in the dirt

Roll around, Georgia Brown that's the way that I like it twerk
Legs jerk, overworked, underpaid but don't be afraid
In the sun or up in the shade on the top of my escalade
Maybe your girl and my friend can trade

Tag team, off the ropes, on the ocean or in the boat
Factories or on hundred spokes
What about up in the candy sto'
That chocolate chocolate make it melt

Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt
Scream help play my game, Dracula Man, I'll get my fangs
Horseback and I'll get my reigns
School teacher let me get my brains

I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the, to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh, you make it so good, I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the, to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh, you make it so good, I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the, to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh, you make it so good, I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy

I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the, to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh, you make it so good, I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy


 

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I always hate stuff like this because while I'm proud that I can recognize a troll, the is a part of you that thinks "This asshole, lemme just click on this video and see what this guy..." and that's how delusional people get their 15 minutes. I won't fall into your trap 15 year old with too much time on your hand... 

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I think the hour is nigh that we stop using suck a dick as an insult. I don't know about you guys, but when someone (just my wife, I guess) sucks my dick, it's super awesome, and I am pretty dang grateful that it's happening! When you use suck a dick as an insult, you're associating fellatio with subservience and shame, and we don't need any more of that as a society. So I just want to give a shout out to anyone who's ever had a dick in their mouth. You make the world a better place.

 

Seriously, any and everyone who puts a penis in their mouth is a goddamn hero. Y'all are the real MVPs.

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