henster311 Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 im currently in my bed...waiting for my couch to be delivered, then i go to work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Went tubing for the first time yesterday with four other people. It was rad. Saw 5 gophers and 3 snakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Today marks the first day in a loooooong time that I have 0 items listed under my "Incoming" section on my DeadFormat page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokimedo Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 anybody know where michelle has been? hope shes doin alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Today marks the first day in a loooooong time that I have 0 items listed under my "Incoming" section on my DeadFormat page. Sad day.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckoffleatherjacket Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 I met Patton Oswalt today it was pretty sweet David The Gnome and SpazzyMcGee 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 I met Patton Oswalt today it was pretty sweet Hell yeah! Elaborate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckoffleatherjacket Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Hell yeah! Elaborate? At the Museum of Contemporary Art there was a talk with Daniel Clowes (the author of Ghost World and other comics) because he had an exhibit opening today. And Patton went! I saw him on line and he sat in front of me and then afterwards he was just roaming around the museum so I just went up to him. During the Q and A he asked a question about The Fantastic Four it it was pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6heart6breaker6 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Under probation at work cus I'm new, and my big boss walked in on me sleeping today. My heart has beat more times today than any other day in my life and it's only 8 o clock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 I really want/like this cake but I fell it's too feminine should I go with it or no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Just get the damn cake if you want it, who cares. hobohunter48 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 [big picture of a cake] I really want/like this cake but I fell it's too feminine should I go with it or no? If you fell, just get back up and buy the cake. *rimshot* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 It's all eggs, flour, and sugar regardless of what color the sugar is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 It's all the same in the dark, amirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Just get the damn cake if you want it, who cares. You forget he's 16 so were supposed to give a shit about evey thought he has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 My comment was less about his bringing it up here, and more about how he shouldn't give a shit what anybody thinks and just get it if he likes it, feminine or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 I just read the Craigslist Prostitutes thread for the first time; I cried laughing more than once. I'm really not sure if it gets any better than that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 My 10 day old baby had such a massive shit, it leaked into her swing. It blew up the front and back. It was everywhere. This was at 4am. So we just took scissors and cut the onesie right off her and threw it away. Then she peed on the couch. She's too cute so we just laughed. Also when changing her diaper, she sprayed shit all over my wife. Fucking rad. David The Gnome, cbbrew22, hobohunter48 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 I just read the Craigslist Prostitutes thread for the first time; I cried laughing more than once. I'm really not sure if it gets any better than that one. Have you ever real the actually missed connections? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I can't figure out of the guy that lives downstairs from me is for real. I live in a dumpy, fally-downy old house in the beautiful part of town adjacent to an abandoned factory and some rusty old graffiti-covered trains. To my north, frat houses, to the east and west, Meth Lab Junction and Heroin Alley, respectively. And this goober moves in downstairs...I've only talked to him once , when he asked if he could pay half the garbage bill and use my bin. I said "sure." The first few days he drove what I guess you would call a "decked out Kia." Certainly the nicest one I've ever seen, but a Kia nonetheless. Then, I saw no car for a few days; when he reappeared, he was driving a thunderbird convertible. He's been gone the last few days, but I just came home and now there's an orange vette outside. They're all his; he has a handicap placard and DOD tags in the windows. If I even had the money for insurance on those rides, I wouldn't live in this hell hole. And he still hasn't paid for using my garbage bin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 DOD tags in the windows. Good chance I work with him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Don't talk shit about Kia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Have you ever real the actually missed connections? Yeah, once. That thread is pure gold through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henster311 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 whats everyone doing for the 4th of july? i wish i was home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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