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so, im staying in an apartment in queens for the summer, and long story short this guy has another room here but hasnt been back for months...hes got a bird too. i left the window in the living room open the other night, and somehow the door to his room got open, and now the bird is gone.

 

fuck. 

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so, im staying in an apartment in queens for the summer, and long story short this guy has another room here but hasnt been back for months...hes got a bird too. i left the window in the living room open the other night, and somehow the door to his room got open, and now the bird is gone.

fuck.

I just crashed with a buddy in queens on our tour. Nice area of NY. Also I hate birds so I feel no remorse in that situation. Not your fault he left a bird out

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so, im staying in an apartment in queens for the summer, and long story short this guy has another room here but hasnt been back for months...hes got a bird too. i left the window in the living room open the other night, and somehow the door to his room got open, and now the bird is gone.

 

fuck. 

Did you pay the gas bill?

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

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George Carlin died five years ago as of the 22nd. And I think we, as a society, are that much poorer for it. I'm gonna marathon his specials on Netflix in his honor.

Never found him funny. He was raunchy at a time when no one else really was. Doesn't seem to translate to today when half the appeal of your joke is just that you are swearing on stage.

Not saying I've seen a ton of his stuff though. That was just one older standup I watched and was thoroughly disappointed with. If you want to direct me to what you think his funniest skits are, I'll give it another try.

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The appeal of his jokes was never that he was swearing on stage, even in the "7 words" bit that ended up in the Supreme Court.

Anything prior to the 90s is okay, but from then on he only got more sardonic, sharp, and hyper critical of society.

I don't really have time to sift through YouTube looking for the good stuff right now. Maybe later. But here's a nice, short clip.

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