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My experience at Walmart the Saturday before xmas:

One person taking up the whole aisle to get to the rest of the aisles. I say behind her "sometime this fucking century".

Next asshole standing in front of what I need for fucking forever. I say "you're right you're the only asshole in here who wants that".

Third asshole turns out of an aisle in front of me with their cart and almost hits me. I say "well excuse me your majesty. I didn't see your royal fat ass, which I know, is the first time someone ever missed it, having its own gravitational pull. You fucking knuckle dragging, greasy haired asshole." you can tell my patience is gone at this point.

Last asshole was at check out. It's the 20 items or less, which they have the audacity to call express. This mother fucker has 20 things and has the cashier split them up into 4 tickets. I purposely wait in this line for her to finish getting checked out to say to her "excuse me, miss." "yes?" "if you ever pull that kind of shit again, I'm going to make it my life's mission to find your pathetic excuse for a brain, and bash it in. Cool? Oh, and Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." As I turn to the cashier as aforementioned inbred stares at me "these 3 things are on ONE ticket. Thanks."

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My experience at Walmart the Saturday before xmas:

One person taking up the whole aisle to get to the rest of the aisles. I say behind her "sometime this fucking century".

Next asshole standing in front of what I need for fucking forever. I say "you're right you're the only asshole in here who wants that".

Third asshole turns out of an aisle in front of me with their cart and almost hits me. I say "well excuse me your majesty. I didn't see your royal fat ass, which I know, is the first time someone ever missed it, having its own gravitational pull. You fucking knuckle dragging, greasy haired asshole." you can tell my patience is gone at this point.

Last asshole was at check out. It's the 20 items or less, which they have the audacity to call express. This mother fucker has 20 things and has the cashier split them up into 4 tickets. I purposely wait in this line for her to finish getting checked out to say to her "excuse me, miss." "yes?" "if you ever pull that kind of shit again, I'm going to make it my life's mission to find your pathetic excuse for a brain, and bash it in. Cool? Oh, and Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." As I turn to the cashier as aforementioned inbred stares at me "these 3 things are on ONE ticket. Thanks."

 

Welcome back to the east coast :)

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