Princess Logan Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Just got my 1/11 Squid the Whale lathe from Charlie with a note telling me to clean my room. I hope it sounds better than it has for other people :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Throw farts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Maybe she was just tired of you stabbing her with your two inch weapon? You earned this! Also sorry explodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Maybe she was just tired of you stabbing her with your two inch weapon? radiatorhums 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Maybe she was just tired of you stabbing her with your two inch weapon?Hey now! Actually, we never went that far. The only girlfriend I didn't have intercourse with. Which is probably one of the reasons why we're on good terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Throw farts? ugh. i don't even want to explain this....basically put his hand by his butt, fart, then quickly shove his hand in your face. maturity was not his strong point :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Just got my 1/11 Squid the Whale lathe from Charlie with a note telling me to clean my room. I hope it sounds better than it has for other people :/ my nghbrs sounded great right from the get-go. stw, i had to play around with the levels on my receiver a bit and then it was all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 My exes got called crazy at the time, but in reality I was a bit of a knob which caused them to act like that. I never wanted to commit to anyone and kind of kept them on the hook. I definitely don't miss old me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I love that as a screen name. Didnt mean to make you relive the fart years Hopefully we can get 'past/passed' this? Don't worry. 90% of dudes have fart games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Throw farts? You've never thrown a fart?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamaface Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I love that as a screen name. Fart Thrower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 You've never thrown a fart?! Not really. I like to crop dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Fart Thrower? Throwing Farts. (Like throwing copper) llamaface 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I love that as a screen name. Didnt mean to make you relive the fart years Hopefully we can get 'past/passed' this? Don't worry. 90% of dudes have fart games haha no worries. the fart thing is actually one of the few funny parts of that story. there was way more terrible stuff going on that i didn't even mention, including a punching incident that i won't get into :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 My ex just kisses me and holds me as a best friend and when I ask her to get back with me she says no. I like this because it's better than nothing at all and it only hurts sometimes, because I understand that to her it means nothing so I detached myself emotionally and just happy for the few hours of physical companionship. Also when we started to leave the honeymoon stage she broke up instead of trying to work it out. She had her reasons for leaving but I'm not but hurt because we're in high school and breaking up was inevitable, or at least this is what I tell myself anyways that was my 2 seconds of /feel/ contribution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Throwing Farts. (Like throwing copper) hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Not really. I like to crop dust.This is my favorite. A few weeks ago I had to explain to my brother what this was. He couldn't stop laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 There's a whole web domain dedicated to this. My wife and I'd be at target. Late at night. Aisles are bare. Random super old ladies shopping in packs like zombies looking for brains. Wife was unaware of my antics. We'd get close to the herd in an aisle. I'd pretend to read a bag of lady razors or whatever. Then id push out the hugest trucker fart known to man. It would echo. Then I'd run before they could see me and think my ol lady did it. But throwing farts? Sounds very immature. -tess. and Sugar Shane 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Yo, Im too busy to play "crazy ex stories" right now but if you find the "Crazy ex" thread from awhile back I posted some good ones. My advice, don't wear an ugly shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Yo, Im too busy to play "crazy ex stories" right now but if you find the "Crazy ex" thread from awhile back I posted some good ones. My advice, don't wear an ugly shirt. http://boards.vinylcollective.com/topic/101367-the-ex-girlfriend-or-boyfriend-thread/?fromsearch=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I think one of my favorite Bruce quotes is "Call the cops, I don't give a fuck!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 You have no idea how happy I am that I legit got to say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I think one of my favorite Bruce quotes is "Call the cops, I don't give a fuck!!" My favorite is all of Die Hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Yippie ki-yay melon farmer Sugar Shane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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