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In other news, I hit 2000 positive rep today, so...I have no life apparently. Really closing in on being a White Whale too. SUCK IT REAL LIFE.

I wanna hit 1000 based off of my jokes and assholeness. Also, I feel you on the getting drunk part. I'm best man at my brothers wedding tomorrow, I have to give a speech. I'm horrible at speeches. Bringing a case of beer with me to the wedding.
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I wanna hit 1000 based off of my jokes and assholeness. Also, I feel you on the getting drunk part. I'm best man at my brothers wedding tomorrow, I have to give a speech. I'm horrible at speeches. Bringing a case of beer with me to the wedding.

Nice! If things work out I'll be getting drunk and swimming with Brian and Matt. VC FUN DAY.

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Damn you guys for talking about Turnover the other day, had to order the 2nd press of Peripheral Vision (along with the Whirr/Nothing Split). I'm trying to save money here!

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I wanna hit 1000 based off of my jokes and assholeness. Also, I feel you on the getting drunk part. I'm best man at my brothers wedding tomorrow, I have to give a speech. I'm horrible at speeches. Bringing a case of beer with me to the wedding.

Is there not going to be alcohol at the wedding?!

Is that even legal?

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What are they serving and what are you bringing? This is very important. I am going to judge you.

They have Bud Light and Blue Moon. I am bringing High Life and some brand of Vanilla Porter.

ANYONE WANNA READ MY BEST MAN SPEECH AND HELP ME? HERE IT IS IN THE SPOILER

Hey, how are you doing? I'm Blade, Brian's brother from Michigan. I flew down here because I could never stand to miss the beautiful union of Ashley and Brian. i just want to say that I am beyond honored to be the best man of this wedding, that out of anyone that could have the honor that it was me. I'm very thankful Ashley took the time and everything to make sure I was here for this wonderful event. Thank you very much. So I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to tell some kind of joke, relevant to our past or bring up some embarrassing story, but I can't do that to him today. Well, I'll just let you know he did indeed shit himself (sorry father) when he was like 22 or 23, I was there. He couldn't make it home and that was that. Hopefully that's not going to happen today. But if it does, you can come to me for help big bro. I've got this covered. How can I even begin to describe the strength of the brother hood I share with him? Should I admit he's been someone I looked up to all of my life or that I still do even as an adult? There is nothing that can separate he and I, no distance, no life events. we are truly brothers, the strongest bond I can measure. I would give my life or even the clothes from my back with no hesitation for him. He has been there through thick and thin for me, when our mom passed, he was by my side to comfort me at my young age, always making sure I was fine. He was constantly checking up on my Dad and I to see if we were okay. He and I may have spent time apart but that's only made us closer. I love him more than anything tangible in this world but also, he's kind of a dick. (Again, sorry Father.) I can't believe I even get to make this speech, I'm beyond blessed. Thank you guys. You might want to start planning the funeral, because I just killed this speech. *Mic drop*

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They have Bud Light and Blue Moon. I am bringing High Life and some brand of Vanilla Porter.

ANYONE WANNA READ MY BEST MAN SPEECH AND HELP ME? HERE IT IS IN THE SPOILER

Hey, how are you doing? I'm Blade, Brian's brother from Michigan. I flew down here because I could never stand to miss the beautiful union of Ashley and Brian. i just want to say that I am beyond honored to be the best man of this wedding, that out of anyone that could have the honor that it was me. I'm very thankful Ashley took the time and everything to make sure I was here for this wonderful event. Thank you very much. So I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to tell some kind of joke, relevant to our past or bring up some embarrassing story, but I can't do that to him today. Well, I'll just let you know he did indeed shit himself (sorry father) when he was like 22 or 23, I was there. He couldn't make it home and that was that. Hopefully that's not going to happen today. But if it does, you can come to me for help big bro. I've got this covered. How can I even begin to describe the strength of the brother hood I share with him? Should I admit he's been someone I looked up to all of my life or that I still do even as an adult? There is nothing that can separate he and I, no distance, no life events. we are truly brothers, the strongest bond I can measure. I would give my life or even the clothes from my back with no hesitation for him. He has been there through thick and thin for me, when our mom passed, he was by my side to comfort me at my young age, always making sure I was fine. He was constantly checking up on my Dad and I to see if we were okay. He and I may have spent time apart but that's only made us closer. I love him more than anything tangible in this world but also, he's kind of a dick. (Again, sorry Father.) I can't believe I even get to make this speech, I'm beyond blessed. Thank you guys. You might want to start planning the funeral, because I just killed this speech. *Mic drop*

Ok, that's reasonable. I'd rather drink blue moon or bud light than high life, but vanilla porter sounds potentially delicious. I had a vanilla/coffee stout at the World is... show the other night, it was delightful. Blue Moon and bud light aren't good enough to really give a shit about and not bad enough to avoid completely. Same as high life.

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