Guest Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 @!$@!%$@#%~@!@$#@%#^%$*&*% My thoughts on work today.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I just got an email from a job I applied for "Can you come in for an interview today?" That's all it said.. real professional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 at least they didnt use 'u' instead of 'you' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 That is true. I would have been in awe if they had. Edit: Seriously though, who emails someone at 1pm on a work day asking if they can come in for an interview that day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I had a sex toy warehouse call me at work for an interview "in a couple hours" So the answer is "a dildo warehouse." A dildo warehouse does that. Dominic_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 They refused to interview me at any other time. Forever bummed I never worked at a dildo storage facility Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 That is true. I would have been in awe if they had. Edit: Seriously though, who emails someone at 1pm on a work day asking if they can come in for an interview that day? employers who know they can do what they want and if you refuse because you have a life and weren't prepared "tossed the resume in the garbage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I had a sex toy warehouse call me at work for an interview "in a couple hours" So the answer is "a dildo warehouse." A dildo warehouse does that. Made me laugh but the laughing turned into a lot of coughing. Now still laughing like a dumbass. Dunno why I found that so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I had a sex toy warehouse call me at work for an interview "in a couple hours" So the answer is "a dildo warehouse." A dildo warehouse does that. Haha, this is a warehouse of some kind too, not sure if it's a dildo one. employers who know they can do what they want and if you refuse because you have a life and weren't prepared "tossed the resume in the garbage" Most likely, so probably was not worth my time anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 They refused to interview me at any other time. Forever bummed I never worked at a dildo storage facility Totally bummer worthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Totally bumm worthy. Fixed that for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 They refused to interview me at any other time. Forever bummed I never worked at a dildo storage facility Hehe. Dildos. Bum. I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I don't get it. I've heard bum used as a word for ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I've heard bum used as a word for ass. I'm not following. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebilljim Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Please someone explain the joke to me. I don't think I understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 What's a joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I'm not following. I can't be the only one to have heard the word used that way. The word bum to mean ass is an English thing if I remember. I just Googled it to make sure I was right and yeah, it's a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Forget I said anything. I thought you chose to phrase it that way on purpose. Turns out I'm a half asleep dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I can't be the only one to have heard the word used that way. The word bum to mean ass is an English thing if I remember. I just Googled it to make sure I was right and yeah, it's a thing. I still don't understand. In England "fanny" means vagina, but that's not helping me decipher this enigma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Forget I said anything. I thought you chose to phrase it that way on purpose. Turns out I'm a half asleep dumbass. Guys, I'm sorry to do this but. I feel bad and am going to end it: Bruh, we're fucking with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Bruh, we're fucking with you Silly Rez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Guys, I'm sorry to do this but. I feel bad and am going to end it: Bruh, we're fucking with you Oh, okay. I thought I was losing my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 lo-rez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I almost said something like "please explain Rez" but I figured you'd think I ACTUALLY didn't get it XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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