isavedlatin54 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 So last summer, I spend the a week at my cousin's house, during said week He, his friends, and I went camping out on this girl's private lake. So I hung out with this cute girl a lot, (really adorable had a cute country accent, was shy, innocent, and just really sweet) anyway we spent a good amount of time together so I developed a slight crush on her. There were about 8 or 9 of us total across 3 tents, and there was this on guy, who I rode in a car with, and shared a tent with, and my god was he the biggest douche I'd ever met. He would only talk about football, and sleeping around, and hunting, and theses shoe. These fucking shoes, ugly, purple custom jordon's ,he was so proud of i think he said they cost him $300. Anyway all of walked back up to the house after fireworks and me and this cute girl were chilling and sharing a bottle of some expensive ass vanilla vodka the host had gotten for us. Now I saw expensive, because the house was she had so much liquor, she even said "My parent won't notice they own a liquor store" anyways the house was lovely and large and expensive. She had asked us to take off our shoes in order to keep the carpet nice so all of us compiled, and all of the shoes were at the door. So anyways me and this girl had joked about her being my first kiss and all and she said "tonight I promise you will be kissed" and we would play get close, and i could smell the vodka on her breath but never met her lips, but me being dumb said "hey I have to go pee" she then told me where the bathroom was. Now this house was a fucking maze on a large country lot so after 8 minutes of being lost I returned and asked her to escort me and when I came back I found douche McDoucheness kissing the cute girl and I mean KISSING and after hearing how he took advantage of drunk girls a lot, I was mad. I couldn't stop him though because I didn't want to seem lame and a bitch, so I exacted my revenge. I knew exactly where his shoes were and he was so proud of them, so I took them outside and I pissed in them, and forced myself to puke, leaving a milky pink awful smelling mess on and in the shoes, so I and dipped them in the lake to give them a nice rinse but leaving some grossness.I returned them to the door like nothing ever happen. I left about an hour later with my cousin and I don't know what happened to those shoes. TL;DR: I liked this sweet girl and a douchey guy took advantage of her drunkenness and made out with her like he did with many girls. So I pissed, and puked in his expensive shoes. expensive ass vanilla vodka ass vanilla cbbrew22 and hobohunter48 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Well, I don't think we'll ever here what happened or the consequences. I just wish everyone wasn't so quick to sound off on it without hearing the backstory. Good morality or bad morality, like mattsteelj in the man advice thread she's going to what she's going to do. We don't ever talk about the Man Advice thread in any thread except for the actual one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_Parlour* Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 We don't ever talk about the Man Advice thread in any thread except for the actual one. Does it come with a secret handshake too? And a decoder ring?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Does it come with a secret handshake too? And a decoder ring?!? I have no idea what you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_Parlour* Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I have no idea what you're talking about. Don't get thick with me dash. You really think something broadcasted in a thread over a message board would stay in said thread? I didn't get into specifics with his situation anyway. Just making a point about judgements/advice and how at the end of the day some people will just ignore it. Besides, that's an advice thread, THIS is the confession thread where everything stays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 expensive ass vanilla vodka ass vanilla Yeah it was expensive, it wasn't like Absolut, or Smirnoff. It was some new I've never heard of rich people vodka. Edit: After a quick search I found it, was called Van Gogh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 That's not expensive vodka, it's barely above Smirnoff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 That's not expensive vodka, it's barely above Smirnoff... Well it's expensive to me. And that's all that matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Well it's expensive to me. And that's all that matters $25 is expensive to you, and you bought a $200 boxset... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 $25 is expensive to you, and you bought a $200 boxset... Just let me feel classy, okay! because getting anything other than Bud Light or Corona is expensive around here. idreamofpunk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 If you think Van Gogh is expensive then I hope you don't acquire a taste for Scotch. hipsterasfolk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 If you think Van Gogh is expensive then I hope you don't acquire a taste for Scotch. Or craft beer. hipsterasfolk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isavedlatin54 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Or craft beer. are we all ignoring the fact that he's 14? anyway, last night I had a dream the girl let me get all up in her butt with my pee,. and she pooped all over me. i woke up in a cold sweat... henster311, abovetheearth, hobohunter48 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 are we all ignoring the fact that he's 14? anyway, last night I had a dream the girl let me get all up in her butt with my pee,. and she pooped all over me. i woke up in a cold sweat... I refuse to accept him as 15, I believe he's an 18 y/o trolling as a 15 y/o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 are we all ignoring the fact that he's 14? anyway, last night I had a dream the girl let me get all up in her butt with my pee,. and she pooped all over me. i woke up in a cold sweat... This reminds me of a scene in Larry Clark's "Destricted". Definitely worth the 20 minute watch, especially if you're a fan of Larry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 are we all ignoring the fact that he's 14? anyway, last night I had a dream the girl let me get all up in her butt with my pee,. and she pooped all over me. i woke up in a cold sweat... I turn 16 on the 29th but it's whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mando Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Haven't posted on the board in years but was brought back by this thread. Only half way through and already find it crazy how much I can relate to alot of what people have said in some way. I also find it even crazier that it makes me want to open up myself. Will be back when I'm done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
converge88 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I turn 16 on the 29th but it's whatever. my birthday is on the 29th as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Or craft beer. or move to canada. $22 for a 15 of pbr. 12 pack of budweiser is $28~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 not a confession, but i just need to bitch for a second. was in line to board a train at penn station, and at the front of the line they were randomly checking bags with about 6 cops and 2 dogs on the scene. i freaked out and decided to ditch my weed. the second it hit the trash, they opened the gates directly next to us where a single attendant was there to take my ticket. FUUUUUUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I just want to graduate, knowing how much $$ I would have made if I worked here (not being an unpaid intern) would be pretty sweet I'll just have to enjoy my 9-5 $$ until I go back to school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henster311 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 i miss home so much. its still there, just, im not. even when living in boston some days an 1hr and 30minutes felt too far. its more than just driving down and visiting. i really fucking miss it. ever since my car accident, everyday i think about how short life is and how quickly shit can change. i wanna be with my brother and my parents. living in texas now for work. some days i almost cant take it. and just wanna quit and get the hell out of this shit state. when i first moved here, i bought the same aftershave my dad uses. i dont use it, just once in awhile i pop the top off and smell it. just reminds me so much of being home. i went to the zoo yesterday and i all could think about was going with my parents. like i would never think to do that, but thats all i wanted to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 then do whatever you have to do to get home. theres nothing like home. nothing. save for a year, two years....set goals on getting home. i dont do too much with my family but i still could never leave the area. we arent too close, but i try to reach out. good luck on your journey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsofvipers Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 So last summer, I spend the a week at my cousin's house, during said week He, his friends, and I went camping out on this girl's private lake. So I hung out with this cute girl a lot, (really adorable had a cute country accent, was shy, innocent, and just really sweet) anyway we spent a good amount of time together so I developed a slight crush on her. There were about 8 or 9 of us total across 3 tents, and there was this on guy, who I rode in a car with, and shared a tent with, and my god was he the biggest douche I'd ever met. He would only talk about football, and sleeping around, and hunting, and theses shoe. These fucking shoes, ugly, purple custom jordon's ,he was so proud of i think he said they cost him $300. Anyway all of walked back up to the house after fireworks and me and this cute girl were chilling and sharing a bottle of some expensive ass vanilla vodka the host had gotten for us. Now I saw expensive, because the house was expensive and she had so much liquor, she even said "My parent won't notice they own a liquor store" anyways the house was lovely and large and expensive. She had asked us to take off our shoes in order to keep the carpet nice so all of us compiled, and all of the shoes were at the door. So anyways me and this girl had joked about her being my first kiss and all and she said "tonight I promise you will be kissed" and we would play get close, and i could smell the vodka on her breath but never met her lips, but me being dumb said "hey I have to go pee" she then told me where the bathroom was. Now this house was a fucking maze on a large country lot so after 8 minutes of being lost I returned and asked her to escort me and when I came back I found douche McDoucheness kissing the cute girl and I mean KISSING and after hearing how he took advantage of drunk girls a lot, I was mad. I couldn't stop him though because I didn't want to seem lame and a bitch, so I exacted my revenge. I knew exactly where his shoes were and he was so proud of them, so I took them outside and I pissed in them, and forced myself to puke, leaving a milky pink awful smelling mess on and in the shoes, so I and dipped them in the lake to give them a nice rinse but leaving some grossness.I returned them to the door like nothing ever happen. I left about an hour later with my cousin and I don't know what happened to those shoes. TL;DR: I liked this sweet girl and a douchey guy took advantage of her drunkenness and made out with her like he did with many girls. So I pissed, and puked in his expensive shoes. hahaha this story is awesome. good work. wish we knew if he noticed/what happened afterwords. not a confession, but i just need to bitch for a second. was in line to board a train at penn station, and at the front of the line they were randomly checking bags with about 6 cops and 2 dogs on the scene. i freaked out and decided to ditch my weed. the second it hit the trash, they opened the gates directly next to us where a single attendant was there to take my ticket. FUUUUUUCK. that fucking suuuuucks. how much did you ditch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 My 27 year old cousin was found dead this morning. He was struggling with alcoholism and depression. I'm a mess We grew up close and remained good friends. We tried to help but he shut us all out over the past year. Nothing got through despite a few moments where we thought there was hope. I've been pulling back from the virtual social world over the past couple months. I think I'm done with this place, I've enjoyed focusing on the real world and realize I need my full attention there. I'm sick of being a pall bearer, I'm ready to be a Best Man again. Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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