futures Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 in college, my roommate and some of her friends would have themed porn parties. i remember they watched some pirates of the caribbean ripoff porn and everyone dressed like pirates to one of them. i never attended because it was a different group of people than i usually hung out with, but it was pretty funny. Hahaha Pirates. My roommate in college obtained it so she put it on one night. That also lead to the viewing of other Evan Stone parodies. Space Nuts, The Da Vinci Load, Who's Nailin Palin... I had to look up his IMDb to remember the names lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Pterodactyl porn is a thing. A hilarious thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Pterodactyl porn is a thing. A hilarious thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I stumbled upon a Wolverine porn parody recently. Actually didn't watch it for the sex. I was actually moar impressed at how they got the non sexual relationships between all the characters correct.. IE deadpool with Sabretooth and Lady Deathstrike. Yes DEADPOOL is in it.. He tag teams Rogue with Spiderman.. Oh also Domino is in it. I was kinda blown away by the amount of actual characters that were depicted. Also how well done their costumes were. Also enjoyed how Professor X was like yes.. umm Rogue was distracted from her mission LOL!!!+ It's over on xvideos.com I can prollie link it to people over PM, it'll just be tonight, cause I'm fairly sure looking it up during work is a no no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 She's very jealous and is ultra insecure about her body. Last night she told me she was too tired for sex and jokingly said "You're just on a jack off." Then she asked me "I know I've been kind of slow sexually lately (she claims it's the pill), but have you been jerking off?" I told her "Yea, every now and then," and she just flew off the handle. She seems to think if prefer these types of women to her? I don't, but now she is throwing a fit. She's very jealous, and it's something we're working on, but really... Porn? It just seems so harmless. It's not like I watch anything specific or out of the ordinary - just a visual aid to help me get the job done. Some of the best advice that was given to me about having arguments is to sometimes look passed what is being said and look to the feelings. When I read this, I think she is feeling inadequate for you. Hence the jealousy, the hurt feelings that you jerk off and watch porn. Some women, as has been discussed above, are just not into porn. And maybe she's not but I think it might speak more true to her insecurities. But I think if taking a pill every day means no babies, they may take it seriously. Especially since I've spoken to so many guys who claim women are "so stupid if they don't take the pill when their supposed to - it's their own fault they got pregnant." Omg, I can't even get started with this line of thinking. Men, please do not think this way. While for some women they might be irresponsible and it wouldn't be a surprised if those birds got pregnant, if you don't want a baby, bring a condom. futures 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Also, I'll join Madie in which I love porn. It's either hot, hilarious, or eye opening, so what's not to love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnywreck Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Tell her you are partaking in Prostate Cancer prevention and be done with it. If she says no then ask why she wants you to die young. Then the tables are turned. I see no holes in this approach. Uh-mazing. I think I found the golden ticket, y'all. jerseydave77 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnywreck Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 But really, she seems to have calmed down. I will stick with the insecurity theme and try to help her understand it has nothing to do with what I want/look for/etc... Maybe even offer to go to therapy/help pay for it/whatever. I think she just needs to understand that she has a very narrow-minded, old-school view of masturbation and porn. Maybe showing her the men's health article might help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Honestly, not that therapy is a bad thing. Therapy is great. But I would be very careful as to how you approach that subject. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnywreck Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Honestly, not that therapy is a bad thing. Therapy is great. But I would be very careful as to how you approach that subject. Just saying. Of course. My thought is that, since she claims it's so hard to work on these things by herself, maybe a doctor can help her see the way to do so. I will definitely approach it kindly. Hell, she knows I go to therapy every once in a while, just to clear my head, so hopefully she would see I'm only trying to help her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I would also avoid trying to put science behind masturbation. The issue doesn't seem to be with you masturbating, but more of what you're looking at while doing it. Edit to expand: I can see her saying something to the effect of "if it's so beneficial, you can manage to do it without porn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Sign her up for therapy, jerk it while she is at the doctors. Win-Win. jerseydave77, scottheisel, BuzzersonKillwell and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Our van broke down. So ive been stuck in Chicago for 6 days. Were stayin in a college dorm suite with 3 girls. 1 is too big for my liking, the other has the same haircut davey havok had in 2006, and the other is straight up nightmare before christmas style goth. I think Im going to try and fuck the goth girl. The girl with the Davey Havok hair fucked Patrick Kane (google it) so a part of me wants to do it....but that hair man, idk if I can. So as a backup I broke out tinder. Got 2 matches so hoping something happens with that while im still here and the van is getting fixed. In other news Im talking to this girl from Tennessee. Super hot. Only thing is....she reminds me of my ex to a T. In so many ways that its honestly nuts. Both obsessed with high end makeup. Dark hair and red lipstick. She even wears the same necklace that mine wore all the time that broke while I was fucking her once. This girl is the shit though. She was telling me how her room used to be filled with posters of the 96 bulls, the spice girls, and stone cold steve austin. Almost ran to the nearest tiffanys and put a ring on it. Hanging out with her once I get to Charlotte. Should be awesome. Opened up this thread to this post. Fuck, I'm out. You suck. Princess Logan, futures, jimmythescumbag and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Opened up this thread to this post. Fuck, I'm out. You suck. It's amazing, really. You say the things I'm thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 It's amazing, really. You say the things I'm thinking. I was also feeling this same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Pterodactyl porn is a thing. A hilarious thing.Hahah I totally saw that shit once.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 sackson would be proud... This person nailed it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 This person nailed it... I upvoted you for that post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 That seems excessively insulting. There can be a difference between misogyny and candor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 conversation was a lot more fun before we started going on about something from 2 weeks ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 yeah, i can really get behind Duke girl PLAYBOY: There’s been a lot written about how younger men watch so much porn that it completely informs their ideas about sex and influences their relationships—whether its expecting their partners to want a facials or to try a million positions. Do you find that men that you are seeing romantically or hooking up with have expectations about sex that have come from porn? And is that a problem? KNOX: I don’t personally think that it’s a problem or that porn creates unrealistic expectations for women. If you’re dating a guy who wants you to do everything that porn girls do, he’s an asshole and you should probably dump him. What I advocate for is for partners to be communicative and mindful of their partner’s boundaries. I totally recommend for couples to watch porn together because it will give them some kinky ideas. But if getting a facial isn’t your partner’s cup of tea, that’s totally fine! I do think it’s hypocritical that, as you said, probably every person my age is watching porn, yet those same people are bullying me and calling me a slut for making porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnywreck Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Update: we worked it out. (Yayyyyy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgato48 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Wait what's been going in this thread. I've been busy watching porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caninesapien Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I can't see a guy taking a pill every single day though. I just can't. Just put it in his morning beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I heard stuff about not having to take it every day ( like weekly or monthly ) but I have nothing to back this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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