213041284s Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 So some guy down the street killed himself and his car and house were rigged with a ton of chemicals and explosives like jesus christ I live in boring, suburban New Jersey, not Syria Living just by an elementary school makes this even scarier EDIT: apparently there were no explosives, just chemicals and the police cleared the street out already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
companyinkrecs Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 So some guy down the street killed himself and his car and house were rigged with a ton of chemicals and explosives like jesus christ I live in boring, suburban New Jersey, not Syria Living just by an elementary school makes this even scarier EDIT: apparently there were no explosives, just chemicals and the police cleared the street out already where do you live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213041284s Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 So I just went down to do some investigating myself My first post was based on initial things heard over my friend's police scanner and stuff my neighbor told me. The street still looked like a total mess when I walked down. All cars going in and out at the moment were being searched and subjected to questioning. Roadblocks were then set up, and there was a Hazmat team, an emergency rescue truck, two firetrucks, a couple of ambulances and a bunch of other fancy law enforcement cars I'd never seen before. The dude's car was being towed and the home was taped off. and I live in Bergen County, don't wanna get too specific just yet. Hopefully this isn't as serious as it's looking to be, but I'm glad all precautions are being taken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokimedo Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 bergen county! sup senses fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
companyinkrecs Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Yea, I was just curious because I'm originally from there. But now you look suspicious and I'm going to assume you are involved in this somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213041284s Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 bergen county! sup senses fail. haha yup! I live right next to Buddy's hometown. and fun fact: his old house is right down the street from my eye doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@@ron Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 My 54 year old female coworker at my new job farted today... three times. She then said "the girl you replaced didn't have a sense of smell so it worked really well for me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 My wife's always assumes farts have particles. There's no way. 300 posts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Hemmeroid surgery next. Ugh. It never ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebistro Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 My 54 year old female coworker at my new job farted today... three times. She then said "the girl you replaced didn't have a sense of smell so it worked really well for me." Da fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickrunner18 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 jesus, is that what having a real job is like? old woman farts and people who quit halfway through wiping their ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 It's like working at a free clinic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 jesus, is that what having a real job is like? old woman farts and people who quit halfway through wiping their ass? *quits school* *gives up on career* *asks you if you'd like to super size it for a small fee* pickrunner18 and hobohunter48 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 if that's what adult jobs are like, this is my new plan for the future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@@ron Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I had no idea what to say. If anything now I know I can be expecting to have some interesting stories about this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Ask so sniff her chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noalarmplanet Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I have no place else to post this. Last night I went to Harmontown at NerdMelt and hung out with Ryan Stiles and Patton Oswalt for like twenty minutes, I know I know cool Story Bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 my wife says last night that we are to have 'no technology thursday'. no phones, laptop or TV. omg. what am i going to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 my wife says last night that we are to have 'no technology thursday'. no phones, laptop or TV. omg. what am i going to do? sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 i cant sleep Mike. ever. im screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 sexy dance for her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 board games. lots of board games. seriously though i pitched a fit when there was a chance i wasnt going to have internet this past weekend. good luck man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 my wife says last night that we are to have 'no technology thursday'. no phones, laptop or TV. omg. what am i going to do? I think thats an indicator to be ready for a night of sex? Otherwise I'd sleep too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 after she works her 12hr shift shes usually too tired to shake hands with abe lincoln. plus shes about 4/5 mos. preg and i know you still can but its just weird to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 after she works her 12hr shift shes usually too tired to shake hands with abe lincoln. plus shes about 4/5 mos. preg and i know you still can but its just weird to me. Lick the baby's brain. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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