Green Tea Papi Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 "Fifty dollars for a t-shirt, that’s just silly overpriced" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 i put my ex wife through nursing school. endured sacrifices and long hours at work in order to do so. we split up as do most 45%+ of couples do nowadays. she lives 45 mins away but is a nurse at a hospital 4 blocks from my house (which used to be ours) the hospital has done a total marketing makeover and now does billboards all over the metro area and smaller parts. a new billboard went up. its of her and a doctor. typically they use stock images. now i see and drive by her face. every. single. day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 i have a can of black spray paint that i liberated from work for a home project there can never be enough handlebar mustaches in this world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Contract some local graffiti kids to tag that shit up d00d. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Great ideas. Although she's already been 'tagged' by half the town. I know some kids that will do anything for $10. sjb2k1 and cbbrew22 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Also, had to pee on the way home from work. Stopped at gas station. The fn light was on a timer! Is this new? The stall was 20 feet from the switch. Wtf. What if it turns off while massive diarrhea? It was like a scene from a Saw movie. I mean, now I know how blind people feel when they wipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Probably would have to get off the pooper and wave your arms like crazy. Ive been in rooms (bathroom maybe as well) and have had light with sensors shut off.Speaking of poop, for some reason I thought maybe seeing 2 girls 1 cup was a good idea. Lets just say I was fortunate that the video cut off for some reason as "the cup got filled." I was already gagging, and thanked whatever deity I dont believe in for cutting off that video. Learned my lesson. Some things arent meant to be seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Probably one of my all time favorite YouTube videos. abovetheearth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Probably would have to get off the pooper and wave your arms like crazy. Ive been in rooms (bathroom maybe as well) and have had light with sensors shut off. Speaking of poop, for some reason I thought maybe seeing 2 girls 1 cup was a good idea. Lets just say I was fortunate that the video cut off for some reason as "the cup got filled." I was already gagging, and thanked whatever diety I dont believe in for cutting off that video. Learned my lesson. Some things arent meant to be seen. No sensor. It was a dial that ticked. A sign read "turn to wind"I felt like I was on a game show. And two girls… I had like 11 friends over and did a video search on the tv. It was like a 60"+ tv. Very detailed. Only two of us made it. It's pretty bad. Also that night we discussed if we had time machines, if we'd go into the future and if the older version of us would blow the younger version of us. How we'd react. Etc. Also if we knew of a baby that grew into the worst serial killer of all time and you had to time travel and kill them as a baby to stop them, if you could do it. Killing them later when older was not an option. Looking back, that was a really fucking weird night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 You guys I dream of vinyl and you guys okay so here we go: So there was this giant Vinyl convention in Dallas and everybody on VC was like "Shit vinyl con is in Dallas we have to go" So all y'all show'd up and everybody had their tables set up selling vinyl. So y'all came up to my table and bought some records and were like "hey TE come hang with us" so I did. And we walked around as this clique and when we'd come to someone's table they'd start selling to everybody anyways we found my celebrity crushes table and she came with and chilled with us. We walked some more then we got to Maddie's table and rye saw Slow Magic's 'Triangle' and was all like "I'll give you $15 for it" and ,addie was so insulted by this price and started attacking rye. So then there was a crazy fight and Casey was filming, it and Joe and Bruise were placing bets, and Nicky and that dude who just came back were all like "Do they fight alot" and Nicky was like "yeah" and my celeb crush was all scared and then security came and broke y'all up and then y'all were like let's go to the bar so you did and I couldn't go with so I stayed with my celebrity crush, so me and her chilled and held hands and walked around and stuff. Then Nicky came back and was all like "Hey, we're all going to six flags you can come with if you'd like and I was like "No I'm busy" and dream stuff ensued. LOL WHAT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 What do the other women folk do on long drives when they have to pee? Midnight last night, in the middle of some bum fuck town somewhere between Yorktown and here. GPS says no gas station for ten miles. Haven't seen any other cars for miles, seems like one of those towns that goes to sleep at ten. I'm a fucking lady and hate peeing in public/I always pee on my pants somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 ^ http://www.amazon.com/Go-Girl-Female-Urination-Lavender/dp/B003BEDUS6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 One of the funniest fucking things I can't believe actually exists. Might as well buy a funnel if I go that route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 That might make a pretty funny gag gift to the right person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Also, had to pee on the way home from work. Stopped at gas station. The fn light was on a timer! Is this new? The stall was 20 feet from the switch. Wtf. What if it turns off while massive diarrhea? It was like a scene from a Saw movie. I mean, now I know how blind people feel when they wipe. Quoting this because I can think of nothing else that I would rather be included in my 1,000th post. Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 We don't see Nicky for a while...so she comes back and jumps right in the the piss chat. I'm all for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbobrando Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 We don't see Nicky for a while...so she comes back and jumps right in the the piss chat. I'm all for it! R. Kelly style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Just found a copy of the Harry and the Hendersons soundtrack at work. Needless to say I am stoked about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangj Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Just found a copy of the Harry and the Hendersons soundtrack at work. Needless to say I am stoked about that. That was one of my favorite movies growing up. My wife has never seen it, and I need to fix that today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 What do the other women folk do on long drives when they have to pee? Midnight last night, in the middle of some bum fuck town somewhere between Yorktown and here. GPS says no gas station for ten miles. Haven't seen any other cars for miles, seems like one of those towns that goes to sleep at ten. I'm a fucking lady and hate peeing in public/I always pee on my pants somehow. girl you gotta get better at poppin a squat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Tonight and tomorrow is the Riverwest 24 which is an awesome 24 hour bike race that takes place in my neighborhood and everyone goes crazy and has a grand ol' time and I AM FUCKING PUMPED BECAUSE ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS OF THE MOMENT IS PLAYING AN END OF THE RACE PARTY SHOW THINGER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Tonight and tomorrow is the Riverwest 24 which is an awesome 24 hour bike race that takes place in my neighborhood and everyone goes crazy and has a grand ol' time and I AM FUCKING PUMPED BECAUSE ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS OF THE MOMENT IS PLAYING AN END OF THE RACE PARTY SHOW THINGER! I thought of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 D'awwwww, that's nice. Thanks! Did you guys know that the world is held up by a never ending string of turtles sitting atop one another? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 ...yertl and his cronies at it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
museummouth Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I'm three posts away from 1000 so here it goes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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