radiatorhums Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Damn. This is the busiest this place has been on a Saturday in a long time. I don't really have any crazy exs. At least not on the level of crazy that some of you have described, just normal crazy. I've hungout with a few nutbags though. I'm going to drink a lot of coffee and make banana French toast. My day = ok. Edit : I will also upvote anything Regular Show related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Damn. This is the busiest this place has been on a Saturday in a long time. I don't really have any crazy exs. At least not on the level of crazy that some of you have described, just normal crazy. I've hungout with a few nutbags though. I'm going to drink a lot of coffee and make banana French toast. My day = ok. Edit : I will also upvote anything Regular Show related. That's what happens when you have a Crosley AND a rant about exes at the same time. Hahahha. I'm about to make a blackened turkey, cheddar cheese, honey mustard, sourdough sandwich with a Blueberry Red Bull. My day is going pretty damn good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 crazy.exe Green Tea Papi, ̮ ɤ ̮ and clumsymonkey 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 ^ honestly. Who can top that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stampface Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I've never dated anyone, so no crazy ex stories. Pretty mych all of my romance stories are sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Damn, I'm just sad now. No idea why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamaface Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Damn, I'm just sad now. No idea why. It's raining here. I was looking forward to taking a nice walk outside somewhere today. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 It's raining here. I was looking forward to taking a nice walk outside somewhere today. Oh well. I was hoping to take the dog on a walk today, but I'm in the same situation. Little too wet out for either of us to enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Damn, I'm just sad now. No idea why. Winter is a bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Winter is a bitch!I was diagnosed with seasonal depression when I was 16 but I thought I grew out of it. I'mm all good now, by the way Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Winter is a bitch! thanks for reminding me to take my vitamin D! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I have sired many internet children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfrancese5 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 There's a whole web domain dedicated to this. My wife and I'd be at target. Late at night. Aisles are bare. Random super old ladies shopping in packs like zombies looking for brains. Wife was unaware of my antics. We'd get close to the herd in an aisle. I'd pretend to read a bag of lady razors or whatever. Then id push out the hugest trucker fart known to man. It would echo. Then I'd run before they could see me and think my ol lady did it. But throwing farts? Sounds very immature. why do old people shop late at night? shouldn't they be sleeping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 It's just one of those things nature just can't explain. Tides. Whale Migration. Silverhairs shopping late. They're getting the most out of what's left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I'll bring the Blink Blonk-182 vinulz Lady at the post office misspelled it 'vinal'. I swiftly corrected her. Unrelated (but sort of on-topic with bizarre shoppers): Not sure if this happens in other places, but what's with dudes who dress like they're just stopping in from a hunting trip, all the time? Like everything camo, fluorescent orange. The whole 9 yards. Chill dude, no deer are going to see you at the grocery store. Just stopped in to grab a rotisserie BBQ chicken? Why didn't you hunt that shit yourself? Pfft. Posers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Unrelated (but sort of on-topic with bizarre shoppers): Not sure if this happens in other places, but what's with dudes who dress like they're just stopping in from a hunting trip, all the time? Like everything camo, fluorescent orange. The whole 9 yards. Chill dude, no deer are going to see you at the grocery store. Just stopped in to grab a rotisserie BBQ chicken? Why didn't you hunt that shit yourself? Pfft. Posers. I grew up in Montana and that is not an uncommon look there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfrancese5 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 How about the guy who camo-s out his car as well? who the heck is he trying to hide from? Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 It's just so so funny how, in some places, that type of gear is commonly worn strictly for fashion, and not at all for any kind practical application. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 How about the guy who camo-s out his car as well? who the heck is he trying to hide from? Seriously. Yep, that's pretty much the type I was attempting to describe. Reminds me of 15 years ago when all the suburban white kids wanted to be 'urban', rappers, ballers, wear their hats sideways and have super baggy pants, etc. I guess they've all grown up now and times have changed. They still have a rap mix-tape in the deck of their camo jeep though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Just wanted to stop in and tell you, you're all awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfrancese5 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Time to go food shopping. codeine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Just wanted to stop in and tell you, you're all awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Time to go food shopping. Dude, this is legit what being at the grocery store today reminded me of. Perfect! btw: I heard there's a sale on ice cream, so don't forget the armor-piercing rounds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 You're describing all of Pennsylvania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Shane Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 You're describing all of Pennsylvania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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