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im hosting a gallbladder party. i sent the invites out before you had yours removed.

 

 

yeah....im gonna need that back.

:(

 

I tried to convince them to let me take it home. I told them I had a name lined up for it and everything (Gally). They said no, and that it was considered medical waste. I told them it was a medical waste NOT to give it to me.

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so we have a girl here.

 

name is angie.

 

i call her angela, then it morphed into Lansbury.

 

i call her Lansbury and NO ONE GETS IT.

 

ALL THESE 90'S BABIES AND MY JOKES ARE WORTHLESS. i would walk around here, confident, head up high knowing i could land anything.

 

now all i say is 'google it'

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so we have a girl here.

 

name is angie.

 

i call her angela, then it morphed into Lansbury.

 

i call her Lansbury and NO ONE GETS IT.

 

ALL THESE 90'S BABIES AND MY JOKES ARE WORTHLESS. i would walk around here, confident, head up high knowing i could land anything.

 

now all i say is 'google it'

it's only funny when she starts writing.....murder

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so we have a girl here.

 

name is angie.

 

i call her angela, then it morphed into Lansbury.

 

i call her Lansbury and NO ONE GETS IT.

 

ALL THESE 90'S BABIES AND MY JOKES ARE WORTHLESS. i would walk around here, confident, head up high knowing i could land anything.

 

now all i say is 'google it'

 

90's babies - I chuckled

 

they are on their phones all day long, and never realize they have the biggest library of information ever assembled, at their fingertips

 

 

I used to ask people named Larry if they had a few brothers named Darryl by chance.  Can't do that anymore, unless in certain crowds

 

I'm not even that old

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