GradedOnACurve Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I don't know it doesn't sound like fun for either party. Then again people get off to women who step on eggs and cake and shit so whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 that being said, most things that are said in an argument sound hurtful, so that part sucks Yeah, she apologized after, and I forgave her but I can't just forget something like that being said to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Eh, you will. It's like high school, that shit doesn't matter with age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattalica17 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Well while on topic and trying to change the subject, I got into a fight with my mom once and she managed to say something about "me being an accident." So wrap your self up unless you want one of me, because I'm expensive. (All jokes aside it kinda sucks knowing this) my mother said i was a great mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattalica17 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 jesus, am i the ONLY person to hit it raw? ever? i don't think it counts as sex if you ware a condom. i think i heard that in grade 8 health class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 my mother said i was a great mistake At least you're Great! (I'm sorry I'm bad at helping) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerofjoy605 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 i don't think it counts as sex if you ware a condom. i think i heard that in grade 8 health class Actually according to my 5th grade health class it doesn't count unless she gets pregnant. Damn my gayness, I'll always be a virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattalica17 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Actually according to my 5th grade health class it doesn't count unless she gets pregnant. Damn my gayness, I'll always be a virgin. if you have a test tube baby does that mean you lost your virginity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckoffleatherjacket Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 What the fuck are condoms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alogical Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Lol. I have never heard of anybody ever actually receiving a blumpkin.....BUT if anyone has, its gotta be Ry It sounds appealing at first like, "Hey a blowj while taking a shit, it's the best of both worlds"! But if it came down to it, I think it'd be annoying as fuck trying to shit while having someone suck you off. suchashorttime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 blump kin? that is not a real thing. god I hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Also-to the ones that have gotten a blumpkin...have you gotten the backfire? Don't know what that is? Just read this on urban dictionary Blumpkin Backfire---When you have received so many Blumpkins that you can only orgasm when you smell shit. When people fart you wind up following them around, nose to their ass, and jacking off at the same time. Instead of flushing the toilet after you pinch off a biscuit you leave it there for months, because the more rancid the odor the farther you shoot your load. Blumpkin Backfire (adj.) "Fuck man I was with this hot slut on a date, and the fat guy next to me farted... next thing I knew I was butt naked jerkin' my turkey and spitting up mayo all over my ho's tank top!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 For about the past 10 minutes, I've been lip syncing to Swimming With Dolphins, in my boxers. I'm so happy right now I don't even care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 We are a pretty free-thinking group of people but I don't see any reason to talk about porn with a 15 year old. Next? like quota fucked me on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehippysteve Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Covering everything I read the last few pages... Condoms - 100% of the time outside committed relationships, then it's her decision really Tested - Once Voting - Don't and at this point in my life don't see it happening Blumpkin - Sounds like ice cream for breakfast, too much of a good thing... seriously though never ever Kids - Me and 2 of my 3 siblings were "accidents". Whatevs I didn't get flushed out nor was I a dumpster baby so me and mom are cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathroommonkey Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 i just had "raw" sex. but then again, i'm married and have only had sex with one lady. also the lady has only had sex with me. rybread, i don't know how you sleep not knowing if you've contacted some awful shit. i worry about shit all the time, i can't imagine worrying about std's and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Anyone want to confess to this? http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_22739248/denver-police-looking-thong-bandit-near-sloans-lake?source=rss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgato48 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Anyone want to confess to this? http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_22739248/denver-police-looking-thong-bandit-near-sloans-lake?source=rss Virgil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Beat me to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerofjoy605 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 if you have a test tube baby does that mean you lost your virginity? I have no idea Anywho I have a friend who's mother was hospitalized 6 times for trying to self abort her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 jesus, am i the ONLY person to hit it raw? ever? I've been with a few women myself and only used a condom the first couple of times. I have never gotten tested but I've seriously been considering it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I've had 95% raw ( a term I've never used before ) sex with my girlfriend, but a condom with the only other girl I ever did it with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Ry if you are down since we live so close to one another we should go down together and get tested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedeni Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Ry, I feel ya. I was just like you and then about 1 year and seven months ago my son was born. It catches up to you, I am 39 so it took awhile but eventually it does. I love my son but I am hit or miss about his mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathroommonkey Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 nights like these are fun, cause i'm pretty drunk and watching Arrested Development on Netflix. Yet I've only got this one wish That I was good enough to make you forget The only boy, who ever broke your heart Cause nights like these tear me apart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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