companyinkrecs Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 - I poop three times a day Confession, I'm not sure if you think this is too much or not enough. ditc586 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 My cat's breath smells like cat food. I like toytles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutzonborglum Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 friendship crush achieved!! if you find your way to the MD, VA, DC area, hit me up. i only ever leave my slice of the country to venture to Philly for RSD. Why? Because it's an excuse to go to Philly. and now i think it's Rad. Because Rad is awesome. Aah, the DELMARVA triangle. Not to hate, but that is the most atrocious stretch of land I've come across. It's the quickest way to get from the coast of NC to Philly while avoiding DC, and every minute of the nine hour drive is terrible. Just terrible. There's a confession. nobodybrokeurheart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I'm pregnant. I'm the father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Aah, the DELMARVA triangle. Not to hate, but that is the most atrocious stretch of land I've come across. It's the quickest way to get from the coast of NC to Philly while avoiding DC, and every minute of the nine hour drive is terrible. Just terrible. There's a confession. it may be a slice of shit. but it is MY slice of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Once Madie and I bonded over how great of an album Face Value is. I think a mutual love of Phil Collins should get me better than 20/1 odds. I'll boost the odds on you if you begin to grow a YoCasey style beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I'm the father. WHERE'S MY CHILD SUPPORT, YOU BASTARD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I love Tattoos but have none: I'm deathly afraid of Needles and Clowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 It's in the mail. (Mwa haa it's not in the mail) I love Tattoos but have none: I'm deathly afraid of Needles and Clowns. Wow you are me. I now feel a bit bad for you. The tattoo thing for me is part I never can think of anything I would wantto have for a lifetime. I just want a 10 year tattoo. Clowns don't get me started. I'm actually ok with scary clowns from horrormovies. It's the happy clowns with giant painted on smiles thatabsolutely terrify me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 The clown thing makes me instantly sweating and shaky. I can't stay in a room with one or go into a panic attack. I have no explanation for it but I know it has something to do with childhood and that I'm not alone. Needles I've confronted by donating blood and taking it head on. My policy is never get a needle I don't need otherwise and that's worked. For instance with some meditation and quiet I can now get a blood test without running out of the room. I won't however get a Flu Shot since it isn't totally necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I'm pregnant. I hope your name is Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 IM PREGNANT! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Confession, I'm not sure if you think this is too much or not enough. It seems a tad excessive to me. Plus I use a lot of TP anyway, so this just compounds it. One of my friends in high school only went once a week. We both thought the other one was really weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerofjoy605 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Supernatural has taught me to stay away from clowns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Great show. Great episode. It also taught us to be afraid of sharks in the ball pit. killerofjoy605 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
companyinkrecs Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 It seems a tad excessive to me. Plus I use a lot of TP anyway, so this just compounds it. One of my friends in high school only went once a week. We both thought the other one was really weird. I'm a 3/dayer too, and google says the normal range is 3 per day - 3 per week. So your friend is definitely the weird one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I'm a 3/dayer too, and google says the normal range is 3 per day - 3 per week. So your friend is definitely the weird one. That's a really wide range of "normal". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I claim to hate variant collectors but I have several different collections of Swedish rock bands such as.... Pluton Svea Reichsmusikkammer SS Totenkopf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
companyinkrecs Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 That's a really wide range of "normal". I know. Which makes your friend even weirder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I know. Which makes your friend even weirder. He only ever pooped once at our high school, and was really freaked out when he did. I, on the other hand, pooped in every male restroom at my high school. That would be a confession, but I'm really proud if it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I pooped at some little restaurant when I was like 8 and some guy turned off the lights, and proceeded to scare me when I exited the stall, this is one of the many I'm scared of the dark. cbbrew22 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chamb117 Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 He only ever pooped once at our high school, and was really freaked out when he did. I, on the other hand, pooped in every male restroom at my high school. That would be a confession, but I'm really proud if it. i had a friend who had to go home to poop, or would hold his poop all day until he got home, because he had such anxiety about pooping in public or at someone else's house. i always pooped at school in the morning because the toilet seats would still be clean. by the time baseball practice rolled around i'd have to hover squat above the seat. i'm also a proud 3-per-dayer. i also have frequent diarrhea. don't know if that's something to be concerned about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 This is officially the poop confession thread now. Here's a question that I always find brings up interesting debate: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down? Personally I stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocaseycasey Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Why am I not in the odds of being Madie's secret crush? I have a beard, and bonded over Phil Collins with her too. Plus, I am unavailable, which instantly makes me more attractive to the opposite sex. I'd set my odds at 6/1. Also, I wipe standing up too (that was a topic jump). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Conmerged - Jane Doh! I think if a thread is a over year old, digging it up just to combine it with a new thread on a similar topic is confusing and unnecessary. And not that it matters, but the original thread seemed somewhat serious, whereas pretty much everything past page 5 isn't even worth reading. A_Boring_Story and kriss 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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