bathroommonkey Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 lets do this quick parents divorce (sister is 1) they split the kids up, i go with the father father eventually sends me "to visit" mother and sister. calls me, tells me i'm staying. now i live with mom. years past visit dad he enlists my help to help "muscle" a landlord. i help. i forever hatemyself for helping. years past visit dad i'm pissed off by visiting anyway. he makes crappy comment about my wife. i pin his through to wall with my forearm. leave his place, walk until i can find a place to recharge my phone. get 100 dollar cab, sleep in air port. spend more cash, get earlier flight home. fuck off father 3 years later. happy. smash2pieces 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I have my first weird Internet crush on someone who posts here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 why do you need a bowl? who do you think i am? some miscreant dirt freak with no table etiquette? gtfo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I have my first weird Internet crush on someone who posts here. we already know about dash. next! hobohunter48 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 i watch back to the future and the mighty ducks trilogy once a week. i dont tell this to everybody, but i surely dont think this should be on my OKC profile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I have phobias of everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I have my first weird Internet crush on someone who posts here. Vinyl Collective>eHarmony>Craigslist bathroommonkey and Satan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattalica17 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 who do you think i am? some miscreant dirt freak with no table etiquette? gtfo! hey man i'm just trying to save you a ton on dish soap. a box is kinda like a bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 hey man i'm just trying to save you a ton on dish soap. a box is kinda like a bowl. haha, na man, eating with my hands is kinda tacky unless it's pizza or tacos. maybe a burrito. i like eating cereal out of the bowl like a normal human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 sometimes, lately...man...i dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedeni Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I once played Russian Roulette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I have my first weird Internet crush on someone who posts here. ...waiting for sober regret... BuzzersonKillwell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I have my first weird Internet crush on someone who posts here. it's gonna be a sleeper, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I have my first weird Internet crush on someone who posts here. DON'T DO IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I have no shame, it's the Internet y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 TeenageEric has shown who has no shame. Proof videos of no shame please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 gotta keep the confessions thread juicey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattalica17 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 haha, na man, eating with my hands is kinda tacky unless it's pizza or tacos. maybe a burrito. i like eating cereal out of the bowl like a normal human being. if you use a wooden spoon you can eat out of the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikeguitars Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I'd probably hate most of you if i met you in real life. ronniegwilliams, mpitts, killerofjoy605 and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I have my first weird Internet crush on someone who posts here. i hope it's rybread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 i hope it's rybread. We should start a poll...or pool...or both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 We should start a poll...or pool...or both. srsly. up the board dramz. nobodybrokeurheart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 On this weeks episode of Vinyl Collective... smash2pieces and Satan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 let's make this as juvenile and dawson's creek-y as possible. please. Madie i'll come over later so we can watch horror movies and gossip about VC boys. who's cute. who's not. who has a wiener too big for a 45 hole. then we can dye each other's hair and try new styles. next we'll break into your dad's liquor cabinet since he's out of town on a "business trip." then we'll think hey who needs VC boys anyway? we are young attractive VC girls right? then i'll ask if you've ever kissed a girl before, and then we'll giggle and experiment with your sexuality, y'know, if you're open to that kind of thing. No? well ok, whatever, fuck you then. controlthebleeding, mpitts, hobohunter48 and 7 others 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I feel like this has turned into an ABC Family movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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