Satan Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME ON HERE?! GO HUMP HERRRRRRR! MAYBE IF SHE WAS REAL. also, im gonna have to read that article when im NOT at work. Preferably when im drunk and on the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stillalivetui Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 All those fake profiles are slowly killing tinder for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Visited a japanese pinsaro (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_salon) for the second time over the holidays. News at eleven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "anytime_bimbo." Haha, the first thing that caught my eye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Visited a japanese pinsaro (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_salon) for the second time over the holidays. News at eleven. But did you bust in her eyes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 But did you bust in her eyes? All of my produce went in her mouth. Then while I was recuperating and she was rubbing her fat cunt on my left thigh, completely out of the blue, she proceeded to ask me if I liked aurora borealis. No idea where it came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBarry Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 All of my produce went in her mouth. Then while I was recuperating and she was rubbing her fat cunt on my left thigh, completely out of the blue, she proceeded to ask me if I liked aurora borealis. No idea where it came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̮ ɤ ̮ Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Then while I was recuperating and she was rubbing her fat cunt on my left thigh, completely out of the blue, she proceeded to ask me if I liked aurora borealis. No idea where it came from. So, do you like it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 so dudes when yer having sex and yer about to cum and you don't want to yet, what are your tricks? Make sure you have to piss before you start.... almost impossible to cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 So, do you like it? Not bad for the price tag (4000 yen). She did encouraged me to perform a bit of throat fucking which is always a plus in my book. As a gaijin in Japan it can't get much better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Not bad for the price tag (4000 yen). She did encouraged me to perform a bit of throat fucking which is always a plus in my book. As a gaijin in Japan it can't get much better than that. $35 for a legal blowjob? Japan is one incredible country, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Reminds me of a reverse this: BEST of Creepy Text Theatre!: http://youtu.be/8itSsoKIh2s SpazzyMcGee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Reminds me of a reverse this: BEST of Creepy Text Theatre!: http://youtu.be/8itSsoKIh2s I've never seen these before, but holy shit, that was gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 BEST of Creepy Text Theatre!: http://youtu.be/8itSsoKIh2s HAHAHA! Those are pure gold! Thanks for sharing!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 $35 for a legal blowjob? Japan is one incredible country, man. And if one had a better knowledge of the local lingo there would be so many more options that I'm excluded from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soapland http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fashion_health http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delivery_health Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 And if one had a better knowledge of the local lingo there would be so many more options that I'm excluded from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soapland http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fashion_health http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delivery_health Damn, dude...I shouldn't click your links here at work! "Personal lubricant"...wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Damn, dude...I shouldn't click your links here at work! "Personal lubricant"...wtf? A little bit of Wikipedia know-how never hurt anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheriver Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Damn, dude...I shouldn't click your links here at work! "Personal lubricant"...wtf? Just to be safe you probably shouldn't be in this threat at all while at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Just to be safe you probably shouldn't be in this threat at all while at work. Truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Brutal Treath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 i keep reading this thread at work hoping the IT guys think I'm a member of some weird vinyl fetish site. no luck yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Just to be safe you probably shouldn't be in this threat at all while at work. reading at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Not bad for the price tag (4000 yen). She did encouraged me to perform a bit of throat fucking which is always a plus in my book. As a gaijin in Japan it can't get much better than that. all about that DTD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I matched a girl from nicaragua who is only in america for a few months and she's wicked cute and we hung out twice so far and her english is pretty bad and its cute. My friend is house sitting at some huge house near me, and there was a party so I invited her over and we were hanging out and went upstairs to one of the main rooms to hook up... I told her I didn't want to have sex cause I don't want to rush things and (lose interest) and she totally understood so I was fingering her while she was sitting on me and she orgasmed - and then when I looked down, even though it was dark, I could see and feel a HUGE patch of wetness all over my pants and the bottom of my shirt. she totally, well, squirted on me and it was awesome. She never ended up doing anything to me but I don't care cause that was so cool. Also had to hide up in that room till my pants dried a lot cause, yeah. jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Just to be safe you probably shouldn't be in this threat at all while at work. You're probably right...but there are times at work when I really need a good laugh! That's the best thread! I'd prefer the "Boobies Appreciation" Thread anyways...but that's too dangerous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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