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After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

People who keep their vinyl sealed would have the least use for this out of anybody…

After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"
 

 
This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.
 
It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.
 
Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.
 
"Bottom's" up!!!

People who keep their vinyl sealed would have the least use for this out of anybody…

These reissues have rolled out with all the smoothness and clarity I've come to expect from My Bloody Valentine...

These reissues have rolled out with all the smoothness and clarity I've come to expect from My Bloody Valentine...

These reissues have rolled out with all the smoothness and clarity I've come to expect from My Bloody Valentine...

These reissues have rolled out with all the smoothness and clarity I've come to expect from My Bloody Valentine...

The red one is pretty, at least. 

May I take the opportunity to get the conversation back and track and say I have no interest in owning this record in any of the many variants?

He’s obviously more of a Lennon guy. 

He’s obviously more of a Lennon guy. 

Reverse eBay pricing, where the record will be $1,000 and shipping will be $65...

Let's get serious here: who tosses in the best candy with their packages?
 
I know Graveface throws in Pixy Stix most of the time, I think Polyvinyl might too. I want to say Joyful Noise used to give AirHeads out but it's been a long time since I've seen them do that.
 
What am I missing?

It’s actually a picture of a shirt.