Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Talk to me when you have grey hair.I found one in my beard last time I was shaving. I was mortified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I'm 16 now Yeah...we were over quota before. Don't want to get back there, we'll have to put these kids on clearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambionic Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Saw this when I was like 5 and it still haunts my nightmares. That movie sucks so bad. And every recent Tim Burton movie. And every recent Adam Sandler movie. Most movies suck now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Dear children of VC, Do more drugs and less school work. Kiss a girl or something. Skip gym class or sneak off into the woods to smoke cigarettes during the mile run. Don't respect authority. Except maybe your weirdo stoner English or art teacher. They're probably alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Dear children of VC, Do more drugs and less school work. Kiss a girl or something. Skip gym class or sneak off into the woods to smoke cigarettes during the mile run. Don't respect authority. Except maybe your weirdo stoner English or art teacher. They're probably alright. Art and English teachers have been the only teachers I kept in contact with. Also recently heard my super gorgeous ex sciencr teacher is single now, makes me wanna ask her out to dinner or something. (I would never.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Dear children of VC, Do more drugs and less school work. Kiss a girl or something. Skip gym class or sneak off into the woods to smoke cigarettes during the mile run. Don't respect authority. Except maybe your weirdo stoner English or art teacher. They're probably alright. >Do more drugs and less school work Nah >Kiss a girl or something Not going there again >Skip gym class or sneak off into the woods to smoke cigarettes during the mile run Nah >Don't respect authority Respect is earned, not inherent >Except maybe your weirdo stoner English or art teacher. They're probably alright I didn't even take art this year, but my English teacher is a bit too alert to be a stoner. Damn those inconsistent stereotypes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Talk to me when you have grey hair. I actually do have more grey hair than I should, but you'd only see it if I pointed it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 >Do more drugs and less school work Nah >Kiss a girl or something Not going there again >Skip gym class or sneak off into the woods to smoke cigarettes during the mile run Nah >Don't respect authority Respect is earned, not inherent >Except maybe your weirdo stoner English or art teacher. They're probably alright I didn't even take art this year, but my English teacher is a bit too alert to be a stoner. Damn those inconsistent stereotypes... WHAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 WHAT? No interest in drugs, alcohol, smoking blah blah blah. I'm sure Brucie will say that that'll change but as of right now I'm a fuckin' nerd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You're 15. You better kiss some more girls. Or boys. I don't give a shit, just kiss someone you think is cute Wait on the drugs, but definitely do some eventually. I don't care if you DO drugs, but I ain't trust a motherfucker never done drugs. Gym class is horseshit. One of two times I ever got in trouble in school was internal suspension for skipping a shit load of gym classes. Still graduated with honors. Gym ain't mean shit and gym teachers are shitheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 No interest in drugs, alcohol, smoking blah blah blah. I'm sure Brucie will say that that'll change but as of right now I'm a fuckin' nerd I was straight edge until I was 19. Smoked weed like three times when I was 15-16. I believe most drug use is fine, but once you're an adult. Don't do too many drugs before you're 18. Way more fun when you're a little older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 You're 16. You better kiss some more girls. Or boys. I don't give a shit, just kiss someone you think is cute Wait on the drugs, but definitely do some eventually. I don't care if you DO drugs, but I ain't trust a motherfucker never done drugs. Gym class is horseshit. One of two times I ever got in trouble in school was internal suspension for skipping a shit load of gym classes. Still graduated with honors. Gym ain't mean shit and gym teachers are shitheads. I did kiss a girl. High school relationship bitching aside, it didn't end well and I don't feel like going back to that for a while. I have personal reasons for not really wanting to try drugs. Don't trust me, whatevah We can play ping pong in gym if we want to. They even have a Wii set up, but I stick to table tennis. I got really good at it and now I just take challengers. My teacher is okay, and I don't really have much better to do by skipping ping pong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambionic Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Dear children of VC, Do more drugs and less school work. Kiss a girl or something. Skip gym class or sneak off into the woods to smoke cigarettes during the mile run. Don't respect authority. Except maybe your weirdo stoner English or art teacher. They're probably alright. >Do more drugs and less school work Nah >Kiss a girl or something Not going there again >Skip gym class or sneak off into the woods to smoke cigarettes during the mile run Nah >Don't respect authority Respect is earned, not inherent >Except maybe your weirdo stoner English or art teacher. They're probably alright I didn't even take art this year, but my English teacher is a bit too alert to be a stoner. Damn those inconsistent stereotypes... lel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambionic Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I was straight edge until I was 19. Smoked weed like three times when I was 15-16. I believe most drug use is fine, but once you're an adult. Don't do too many drugs before you're 18. Way more fun when you're a little older. I'm the near opposite. I got kicked out at 16 and started partying nonstop with people much older than I, ended up going on several week-long benders that sometimes ended in good times and oftentimes ended in bad times (but always supplied a good story). After a pack-and-a-half a day/day-drinking habit had steadily developed, I ended up calling it quits at 19. I fell in love with a beautiful girl and stayed with her for 7 years. Then that fell apart and now I'm back in a similar scene as I was before, except I don't drink - just smoke a shit ton of cigarettes and weed. Times are good. Maybe I'll fall in love again one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Of course kissing a girl ended horribly. It always ends horribly. Forever. Live for the brief moments in between the horrible. Believe me, I had my deeply personal reasons for being straight edge and I believed I'd be sober forver. But read the first part of my post and you'll know why eternal sobriety is bullshit. Wtf at your gym class. When I was in gym we had to run and play sports and it was awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 My English teachers are the most pretentious douchebags in the history of ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I'm the near opposite. I got kicked out at 16 and started partying nonstop with people much older than I, ended up going on several week-long benders that sometimes ended in good times and oftentimes ended in bad times (but always supplied a good story). After a pack-and-a-half a day/day-drinking habit had steadily developed, I ended up calling it quits at 19. I fell in love with a beautiful girl and stayed with her for 7 years. Then that fell apart and now I'm back in a similar scene as I was before, except I don't drink - just smoke a shit ton of cigarettes and weed. Times are good. Maybe I'll fall in love again one day. Weed is better than alcohol anyways. I've just developed mild alcoholism during the 4 years I couldn't smoke weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 My English teachers are the most pretentious douchebags in the history of ever Uh yeah, they're English teachers. I was an English lit major, I know what I'm talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I wouldn't even know where to get drugs if I wanted to. I'm too clean cut XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambionic Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Of course kissing a girl ended horribly. It always ends horribly. Forever. Live for the brief moments in between the horrible. You're a modern internet Bukowski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Of course kissing a girl ended horribly. It always ends horribly. Forever. Live for the brief moments in between the horrible. Believe me, I had my deeply personal reasons for being straight edge and I believed I'd be sober forver. But read the first part of my post and you'll know why eternal sobriety is bullshit. Wtf at your gym class. When I was in gym we had to run and play sports and it was awful. Duly noted, but it's not as easy as it sounds :/ This part? >Live for the brief moments in between the horrible. There are a lot of options. They just started letting us bring our phones onto the field/track, though, so I just jog the track and listen to music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 I wouldn't even know where to get drugs if I wanted to. I'm too clean cut XD My two best friends are stoners, hence why I text you 10x as much as either of them. Their personalities have been drained in favor of "I'm getting so fuckin turnt tonight", among similar phrases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Weed > alcohol. I'm tired of getting hangovers after like 3 beers these days. A spliff a day keeps the doctor away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 My two best friends are stoners, hence why I text you 10x as much as either of them. Their personalities have been drained in favor of "I'm getting so fuckin turnt tonight", among similar phrases. Don't be friends with anyone who says the word turnt. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Don't be friends with anyone who says the word turnt. Ever. It's more of a "best friends since kindergarten who had differing interests as years passed" situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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