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Rez is studying for a huge history test, meanwhile I'm looking forward to watching Forrest Gump tomorrow in psych. It's like one of us is always stressing over something school-related, and it's usually me, but when the other has something, the opposite becomes true.

I remember, as a kid, my dad explaining the movie as "some retard lying about stories on a bench in Savannah." I was about 9 and furious. All I could think was "he's telling the truth." My point is that NOW my anger is directed at the use of "retard" while the rest of the sentence is obviously true. What does your psychology class tell you about me. Go on analyze this (and analyze that!)

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High school AP class

Just remember a few things:

1. the "AP" only matters if you're attending an extremely competitive university.

2. Multiple Choice: If you don't know an answer for sure, it is one of a few options:

   a. C. It's always C.

   b. If it's not C, it's "All of the above"

   c. If it's not "all of the above," it's "none of the above."

   d. If it's not "none of the above" it's A and C

   e. If it's not "A and C," see choice a.

3. Short answer, make a strong (or strong sounding) point even if it's opinionated. You will be less likely to lose full credit if you sound sure.

4. History is written by man and mostly full of shit. Forget all of it after college. Seriously, you remeber that whole story about the pilgrims and Native Americans? Or Columbus? It's all garbage. Columbus was a child sex trafficker and the pilgrims were dicks. White people should have stayed in Europe (my ancestors included).

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