DecayToDeath Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 And I mean, Satan did say I have no life, so I'd better not disappoint. Of course; gotta please the Dark Lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Of course; gotta please the Dark Lord. I get many a kek from harassing Dingleberry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 youre gonna smell like stripper boobs stripper boobs smell like glitter GreatGreenOne77 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 stripper boobs smell like glitter This man speaks from experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 It was 8 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 stripper boobs smell like glitter Glitter smells like sweat and desperation, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I get many a kek from harassing Dingleberry. He's a turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Still applies to Chuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 He's a turd. I used to hate him but now it's just funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 stripper boobs smell like glitter You mean Daddy issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Glitter smells like sweat and desperation, right? Well, all I know is that it sure doesn't smell like paternal approval. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Well, all I know is that it sure doesn't smell like paternal approval. youre gonna need to hit up that 12 pack of A&W in your closet my man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 youre gonna need to hit up that 12 pack of A&W in your closet my man. It's down to about a fiver right now. I need to go to the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Well, all I know is that it sure doesn't smell like paternal approval. To be fair, I know a very nice young lady who married my buddy who actually stripped to put herself through school. She's an english teacher now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 To be fair, I know a very nice young lady who married my buddy who actually stripped to put herself through school. She's an english teacher now. What grade level? High school could be a dangerous gamble... Of course you know I was kidding, I am sure there are some decent strippers out there, it's just an easy joke to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 youre gonna smell like stripper boobsMy life is almost over. Wife's alright with It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 What grade level? High school could be a dangerous gamble... Of course you know I was kidding, I am sure there are some decent strippers out there, it's just an easy joke to make. Oh absolutely. I haven't kept in touch, so I'm not sure what grade she teaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 To be fair, I know a very nice young lady who married my buddy who actually stripped to put herself through school. She's an english teacher now. Strippers are great. Theres this one that comes in Hawthorne Freddies like every 2 or 3 days at roughly 8:30AM and buys 2 organic chicken breasts. She's a sweet girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Oh absolutely. I haven't kept in touch, so I'm not sure what grade she teaches. From what I've heard it's a look don't touch type operation, but I don't have any first hand experience. *shrug* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 From what I've heard it's a look don't touch type operation, but I don't have any first hand experience. *shrug* I'd love my 16 year old self to take your 16 year old self to Bourbon St. in New Orleans. Basically I'd probably go to jail while you drank nothing but root beer. Ya little dweeb . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I've dated a couple strippers. Surprisingly, they're people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I'd love my 16 year old self to take your 16 year old self to Bourbon St. in New Orleans. Basically I'd probably go to jail while you drank nothing but root beer. Ya little dweeb . haha, sorry I'm boring. I can't even go get drinks with all you if I end up in Portland visiting my aunt. Life's a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 haha, sorry I'm boring. I can't even go get drinks with all you if I end up in Portland visiting my aunt. Life's a bitch Says who? We will party Rezzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Says who? We will party Rezzy. Yeah, but I always hear you guys meeting for drinks, we'd party at Chili's or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 My aunt is actually in Beaverton, not sure how far from Portland proper that is. I do know last time I was there we went downtown and went to whatever that doughnut place is. Which was conveniently located next to a movie theater showing hentai at all hours of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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