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Ishtar last won the day on August 12

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Here is a writing prompt I did last year, and now it's just for you.

God stood atop a massive cloud, overlooking the Earth. The time had finally come for revelations, and man would need to pay for his sin. His white robes, brighter that the brightest light, flapped in the wind, his massive beard stretching down to his waist. A halo sat atop his head, a golden ring of perfection. "It is time, Lucifer." God said to the man standing next to him. The devil looked back at God, smiling. He didn't look how most imagined him. He was an older looking man, thin but fit. He wore a deep blue suit, and a pair of round-framed glasses.

"This is what we have been waiting for, Clarence." The Devil said. "I told you never to call me by my name!" God shouted "It's God, Lucifer, man you're an ass." The Devil smiled, looking back down on the world. "I finally get the earth, and you get the the true believers." The Devil said with a smile. "My time has finally come."

Macho Man sat atop his throne, leg casually thrown over the side of the arm rest. He wore a yellow and pink skin tight suit with yellow tassels hanging from the arms. His cowboy hat rested atop his head, alternating colors to match. A massive Heavy Weight Champion belt around his waist. "It's time, ooooh yeeeah." he whispered.

He was surrounded by the best. Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, The Honky Tonk Man, Big Boss Man. They had all decided that Macho was the best chance earth had. The WWF was a secret organization going back thousands of years, finding the greatest fighters to fend off the end of time. Macho Man descended the steps, stepping into an ornate ring. The other wrestlers climbed the ropes, standing at the top looking down at him, a look of respect in each mans eye. "It's time," Macho man said. "the match the whole world, Jupiter, Saturn , Venus... Or anywhere else is waiting for." With that, the other wrestlers sent him to Heaven above, each man doing Macho Man's signature elbow drop; his body exploded from the impact.

God raised his hand, ready to signal to begin. The Angels of war stood ready, the Four Horseman trotting impatiently. The sky flashed above God. He looked up, startled. The WWF had sent their champion. Macho Man Randy Savage exploded out of a burst of light, elbow dropping the Horseman of death in two as he landed. "We're in space and space is the place!!" He shouted as death exploded under his elbow.

"Who are you?" God shouted in anger, and perhaps, just perhaps, a hint of fear. "Best there is... past, present and future! Ohhhhh yeahhhh!" Macho Man shouted, suplexing one of Gods angels. This force was greater than god had ever seen. Macho man leg dropped Pestilence, his head exploding under Macho Man's boot. Famine turned to run, but was hit with short-arm clothesline, ripping his body in two. "What right do you have to bring violence into the Kingdom of God!" God shouted at Macho Man.

Macho Man smiled, covered in the blood of gods soldiers. "Expect the unexpected in the kingdom of madness!" He shouted it return, flipping Famine upside-down, crushing his head in a vicious pile driver. "Oooooooh Yeeeeeah!" Macho Man bellowed his battle cry. War raised his sword to strike, but was knocked from his horse from a powerful double slap. War maintained his footing, but was dispatched by a Spinning headlock elbow drop. God and the Devil found themselves alone suddenly. "Do something, Clarence!" The Devil shouted in fear. "My heavenly powers have no effect on him!" God replied, obviously scared.

Macho Man lifted the devil above his head. "The madness is runnin' wild!" He screamed, shattering the devil with a wicked back-breaker, tossing his body off the cloud to the world below. "YOU CANNOT DO THIS!" God screamed, pointing at Macho Man. Mach Man smiled, shouting "The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, ohhhh yeahh!" A massive corner of a wrestling ring began to rise below him, raising him into the sky. "OOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAH" He shouted, elbow dropping God off of the cloud, falling to earth faster than anything had before. Flames engulfed God as he screamed, the power of Macho Man being too mighty, even for the creator of Heaven and Earth. Theystruck the ground, a massive shock wave destroying everything within 1000 miles. Macho Man stood, placing Gods halo on his head, the only piece of God that survived the attack. "What can I say about that move? Nothing so I won't." he said, ascending to heaven.

The angels didn't know what to do. God was gone, who would lead them? Who would answer prayers of the people? Who would watch over the world? The Pearly Gates flew open from a powerful kick. Macho Man Randy Savage, God's halo on his head, ascended to the golden throne. He sat, throwing his leg over the edge of the chair. Slim Jims began to rain from the sky. The angels were in awe, since God never let them eat meat. The angels waited for him to speak.

"Too hot to handle, too cold to hold! Ten thousand years as Intercontinental Champion, Oooooh yeeeah!" He said. The angels bowed, and man would live to see another day, under the watchful eye of the Almighty, our Savior, Macho Man Randy Savage.


~Reddit User RaiseChaos