Shitty Rambo Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 People always say "I could live off that food for the rest of my life." I am not bullshitting your life when I say I could do this off regular-ass cheese *TOTINO pizza rolls FOREVER. I understand that having a diet like this would more than likely kill me within 18 months, but sometimes you just gotta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshnotgood Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Do you bake that shit or just microwave them like my lazy ass? They're obviously way better baked but I can never wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fueledbymike Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Do you bake that shit or just microwave them like my lazy ass? They're obviously way better baked but I can never wait. exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 The US has WAY better food than Canada! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
towniecore Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 You mean Totino's Pizza Rolls? Or is there actually a pizza roll made by a tortilla chip company? If so I need to buy a bag ASAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robthepenguin Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Do you bake that shit or just microwave them like my lazy ass? They're obviously way better baked but I can never wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Before I stopped eating dairy I worked at a place who had these guys as an account for a while. Pretty much unlimited Pizza Rolls as often as you want. Ate so goddamn many I can't even really look at them anymore.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robthepenguin Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Before I stopped eating dairy I worked at a place who had these guys as an account for a while. Pretty much unlimited Pizza Rolls as often as you want.Ate so goddamn many I can't even really look at them anymore.... I envy you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothingnatural Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Love it so much but you can't get the goddamn name right? Fuck outta here. kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 If I had food porn that fucked my brain up I'd fuck up the title too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 A) I was blasted drunk when I posted this. Fuckin' sue me for messing up the name a little bit! I usually cook these in my Nu-Wave convection oven, it takes like 6 minutes and they have that oven taste. SCIENCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Always bake them. One of my favorite foods ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 To this day i have never had a pizza roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethingvinyl Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I am more partial to this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshnotgood Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I am more partial to this: They're not bad. I thought they had a weird taste at first but now I like 'em, especially the peperoni. In the past I got them when they were on sale 10 for $10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutzonborglum Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I really miss having a toaster oven. The goodness of baked goods, with the convenience/frugality of a microwave. Either way, I still eat this shit at least three times a week. When I get home from work, I will throw together a pizzadilla (two party pizzas thrown together face to face) and eat that goodness before I realize what I'm actually eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diabretic Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 watched my stoned friend put down one of those 75 count sacks of these like it was nothing. I was really fucking impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smailtronic Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I am more partial to this: They're not bad. I thought they had a weird taste at first but now I like 'em, especially the peperoni. In the past I got them when they were on sale 10 for $10. They're always $1 a pop down here. Great for weekend snacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbobrando Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 You gotta bake them. Worth the wait for sure. Split a 100 bag with a friend. Instant dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 If I ate these for more than a day, the roof of my mouth would peel off from eating them. Just like living off Cpt. Crunch.. but in pizza form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 i ate so many as a young adult, i can't stomach the taste of that pizza anymore. shit grosses me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcapitillar Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I LOVE when the cheese bursts out of the roll and cooks nearly black... it is fantastic if you know how to leave it attached to the pizza roll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 go on youtube, search totinos pizza rolls and you'll get a glimpse of your future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecream Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I couldn't make it past 15 seconds perhaps it was the excessive breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 tried them once. so overly greasy and the sauce tastes like ketchup. gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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