Bladewillisisdead Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I don't know how I made it 28 years without ever cutting an onion. Anyways, it feels like I got fucking peppersprayed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondltd Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I don't know how I made it 28 years without ever cutting an onion. Anyways, it feels like I got fucking peppersprayed. Chew some mint gum next time. Never tried but heard it helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundofsilver Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Bjork gave my fav shop a shout out on her IG because of this pic/display in their window So cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundofsilver Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I don't know how I made it 28 years without ever cutting an onion. Anyways, it feels like I got fucking peppersprayed. rub your onions under warm water w the skin exposed. you won't have that problem anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I don't know how I made it 28 years without ever cutting an onion. Anyways, it feels like I got fucking peppersprayed. My wife actually keeps swim goggles in the kitchen for exactly this reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I've also heard freezing them for a few minutes first helps. Sharp knives really help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Chewing gum helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Yeah. Best thing really is to chew gum and rub your belly with you left hand and use a slap chop on the onion with your right. No tears. Metal Mike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Real men just tear the onion up with their bare hands and then rub their eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I've heard that cutting them without pants on helps too Metal Mike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 When a recipe calls for onions, I substitute Funyons. My eyes don't bother me and the result is far more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 It was honestly hilarious. It hurt so bad I couldn't even open my eyes and I still managed to send my girlfriend a selfie of me crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Wrapping your face a couple times with plastic wrap works really well. soundofsilver 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 It was honestly hilarious. It hurt so bad I couldn't even open my eyes and I still managed to send my girlfriend a selfie of me crying.SEND ME IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 It sucks, you can't even see the tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 It sucks, you can't even see the tearsDo I look like I give a fuck. Send me it, wuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I SENT IT NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I SENT IT NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I SENT IT NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMERSOON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Double post like I gives a fuck I might be drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 SOON IM DOING YOU A FAVOR BY DEMANDING YOU WATCH IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 LISTEN TO BRUCE!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Crying myself to sleep as usual. Buenas noches,VC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Whenever I see a Pontiac Aztec I can't help but look for Walter White. You do it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 LISTEN TO BRUCE!!!!!! Agreed. S'good for you, Bladie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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