Bladewillisisdead Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 This is also me. I eat a B&J pint and then feel like trash until I wake up the next day. I used to get high and eat a pint of ice cream almost nightly when I lived next to a Stewart's. Of course no one here knows the awesomeness of a Stewart's. UPSTATE NY REPRESENT. FUCK WITH ME MOTHERFUCKER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I would wake up every morning in excruciating pain. But dat birthday cake and peanut butter cup half and half tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Show was sold out and there was NO room for fighting invisible ninjas. If he'd just been moshing and having fun (like me) I wouldn't have minded.I always call it Single Player Mortal Kombat but I like this more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I used to get high and eat a pint of ice cream almost nightly when I lived next to a Stewart's. Of course no one here knows the awesomeness of a Stewart's. UPSTATE NY REPRESENT. FUCK WITH ME MOTHERFUCKER.I would beat your fragile ass into the suffering void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I would beat your fragile ass into the suffering void. You don't know suffering until you've completely ignored your IBS triggers on a massive scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You don't know suffering until you've completely ignored your IBS triggers on a massive scale.I too have shit myself as a grown man. Happens to the best of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I too have shit myself as a grown man. Happens to the best of us. I've only ever shit my pants in a minor "shart" way, but I have doubled over in pain while dealing with customers at work probably a hundred plus times. The other day my co-worker was like "Ugh, you've only been here an hour and you're taking a bathroom break? Really?!" and I yelled "It feels like there's a knife in my stomach and another in my asshole so go fuck yourself" Apparently that's how you offend a 70 year old woman. Dominic_ and The Butcha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I've only ever shit my pants in a minor "shart" way, but I have doubled over in pain while dealing with customers at work probably a hundred plus times. The other day my co-worker was like "Ugh, you've only been here an hour and you're taking a bathroom break? Really?!" and I yelled "It feels like there's a knife in my stomach and another in my asshole so go fuck yourself" Apparently that's how you offend a 70 year old woman. I approve of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Rez is worse than I am Half of my intake is seeing random people put their collection up for sale and buying a bunch of shit I don't really need but still like. It's just stuff I wouldn't have bought otherwise but like to own for the cheap ass prices I end up paying. If I had no bills I'd have way more records. Yes. This is also how I buy all my shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Half of my intake is seeing random people put their collection up for sale and buying a bunch of shit I don't really need but still like. It's just stuff I wouldn't have bought otherwise but like to own for the cheap ass prices I end up paying. Yes. This is also how I buy all my shit Buy my shit. Also, my phone's data is faster than my wifi. Fuck everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chkadea Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I've only ever shit my pants in a minor "shart" way, but I have doubled over in pain while dealing with customers at work probably a hundred plus times. The other day my co-worker was like "Ugh, you've only been here an hour and you're taking a bathroom break? Really?!" and I yelled "It feels like there's a knife in my stomach and another in my asshole so go fuck yourself" Apparently that's how you offend a 70 year old woman. Oh no! I meant to upvote this but I was laughing too much. Anyone mind helping me out? Edit: Thanks Dom <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Oh no! I meant to upvote this but I was laughing too much. Anyone mind helping me out? Gotcha <3 chkadea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebilljim Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Buy my shit. Also, my phone's data is faster than my wifi. Fuck everything. Comcast just loves to shit out one about once every couple months, and give me speeds of less than 1Mbps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Comcast just loves to shit out one about once every couple months, and give me speeds of less than 1Mbps Cox gets really shitty a few times a week at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Such a rainy gloomy day to be stuck at home sick.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NapalmBrain Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Just spent over a couple hours shoveling the driveway. So much pain now, I'm in shitty shape. I rewarded myself with tacos though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NapalmBrain Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 gin, for me, at 14. no more gin for lara bummer, gin is like my favorite hard alcohol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 bummer, gin is like my favorite hard alcohol Same. Gin & tonics are my go-to casino drink. Aka I'll drink like 14 of them. They make a happy Butcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 PREAMP ORDERED I'm 75% there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NapalmBrain Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Same. Gin & tonics are my go-to casino drink. Aka I'll drink like 14 of them. They make a happy Butcha. agreed, Tanqueray if I have my choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 agreed, Tanqueray if I have my choice My go-to fancy drink is Hendricks Gin on the rocks with some muddled cucumber and a lime. Hendricks will change your life. It's so delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NapalmBrain Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 My go-to fancy drink is Hendricks Gin on the rocks with some muddled cucumber and a lime. Hendricks will change your life. It's so delicious. Hendricks is good but I don't like it as much in Gin & Tonics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Hendricks is good but I don't like it as much in Gin & Tonics Me neither. I like it all by itself the best with a cube of ice or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I slept all day and feel a lot better, but my damn stomach feels weird now. Oh well, as long as I don't vomit again or suddenly get the shits, back to work tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingTacoMunster Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Just spent over a couple hours shoveling the driveway. So much pain now, I'm in shitty shape. I rewarded myself with tacos though PREAMP ORDERED I'm 75% there. I slept all day and feel a lot better, but my damn stomach feels weird now. Oh well, as long as I don't vomit again or suddenly get the shits, back to work tomorrow. High fives all around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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