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I just had a baby squirrel get really close to me on my balcony. He was eatin' nuts.

 

Baby squirrels are super cute, but adults are rats and mean.

 

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They are the worst. My grandpa's house had this outdoor room that only had screen doors (with a hot tub in it) and the screen doors broke. During black widow mating season there were literally thousands of the fuckers out there. Never again will I go anywhere near there.

 

Theres one hanging right outside my front door. We are always looking at each other when I pass in the wee early hours of the morning...

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Black Widows are super docile, and won't do shit unless you bother them. They do clean up pest bug like crazy. They are beyond rare here. That's the only good thing about Ohio, poisonous stuff is rare.

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Black Widows are super docile, and won't do shit unless you bother them. They do clean up pest bug like crazy. They are beyond rare here. That's the only good thing about Ohio, poisonous stuff is rare.

Yeah, but I still don't want to try to make friends. Do you know how intimidating many thousands of them look?

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We have nasty ass possum around here. Not long ago I heard something on our porch and went outside to find one enjoying the trash I had put out hours before. Nasty fucker hissed at me and waddled away...

 

I hate those things, so fucking nasty. A few weeks ago I went outside to smoke, and as soon as I opened my back door one was standing just outside my door. It froze (played opossum) and just stared at me. I just closed my door slow, and reopened it and it was gone.

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