sjb2k1 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 got really drunk tonight with some friends and am about to jerk off seeing as I just broke up with my girlfriend this week. fuck my life i hope this worked out for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 this thread keeps getting better and better. hahaha edgedestroy you rule. What can I say. I aim to misbehave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 My girl lives with three roomies, another girl and two dudes. When we came home last night the girl roomie was getting taken to pound town and we could hear it, we walk upstairs later and see her bare ass naked, asleep, so we closed her door out of courtesy. We were all hanging out this afternoon laughing about how we've now officially all heard each other banging it out.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 My girl lives with three roomies, another girl and two dudes. When we came home last night the girl roomie was getting taken to pound town and we could hear it, we walk upstairs later and see her bare ass naked, asleep, so we closed her door out of courtesy. We were all hanging out this afternoon laughing about how we've now officially all heard each other banging it out.. this is what i'm afraid of. the walls are thin here and my roommates are really reserved. it'd be weird for me if i was having sex. id have to ask them to leave for like 2-4 hours. but i seriously doubt i have to worry about that anytime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 this is what i'm afraid of. the walls are thin here and my roommates are really reserved. it'd be weird for me if i was having sex. id have to ask them to leave for like 2-4 hours. but i seriously doubt i have to worry about that anytime soon. In all the houses I've lived in, I seemed to be the only person who had regular sex. Didn't really bother me if other people heard it, but that was my early twenties when a lot of said sex was drunken sex. I live alone, but I think I'd probably be a little more concerned about it these days. A roommate did make fun of the noises that a girl I was seeing made, she was not amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 What can I say. I aim to misbehave for my face. sonsofvipers, hobohunter48, popscratch and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 What can I say. I aim to misbehave for my face. I can't even begin to deal with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I cant stop! haha. that story was too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 One of my better ones haha. Almost as good as the time my roommate and I pretended to bang to norma jean in mascot costumes on chat roulette. I think we only got one person that was jerking off but he very surprisingly wasn't into it. sonsofvipers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Don't let this thread die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knifeparty Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
converge88 Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I once was going down on a girl and as she was finishing up she farted. I couldn't help but laugh and she got really mad and embarrassed and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 how dare you fart before me I'm sorry baby I didn't know it was your turn.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I once was going down on a girl and as she was finishing up she farted. I couldn't help but laugh and she got really mad and embarrassed and left. I'd imagine I'd laugh in that situation as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 i did that to my ex once very early into our relationship. she didn't laugh, but i did. i'm glad we were friends before we started dating lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I once was going down on a girl and as she was finishing up she farted. I couldn't help but laugh and she got really mad and embarrassed and left. Wow! That is hilarious. I would definitely crack up. I would be embarrassed, but still still laugh hysterically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Shit happens, literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Should this thread title be changed to The Official Sexual Deviant Thread? I'm going to start dumping Adam & Eve discount codes in here. HALFOFF - 50% off & free shipping on any single item jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
converge88 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Yeah love stinks.....get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 GET50 - 50% off plus free gift on orders of $17 or more (Somebody is going to hurt themselves I can already tell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 This thread is good but what would make it GREAT would be some blumpkin stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 GET50 - 50% off plus free gift on orders of $17 or more (Somebody is going to hurt themselves I can already tell) You're starting to sound like the beginning of a WTF episode! Shitty Rambo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 You're starting to sound like the beginning of a WTF episode! Juststamps.coffee.co-op/ProFlowers. Click the little mic in the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Juststamps.coffee.co-op/ProFlowers. Click the little mic in the corner. Pow! I just shit my pants. Shitty Rambo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintedinexile Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 http://youtu.be/CAajE_aPmdI ronniegwilliams 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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