Chrundle The Great

~ I will sing this song because I am so sad and so others can feel my pain that I bury deep inside for so long in plain view - oh the misery woe is life ~
 
gets pretty old....  as @Chrundle The Great said, nothing memorable.
 
if I wanted blatantly emo self-deprecating ethos, there’s bands that do this way better imo. I think all this “spokesperson for sorrow” shit got to Jeremy’s head.

The beginning of A Forecast really really feels like Jeremy's best attempt at something Matt Berninger would write. If you know the song Not In Kansas from the most recent National album, it sounds very much like that. He's a huge National fan (as am I), so it didn't put me off too much, but I can see it coming out of left field and being a big wtf moment in the album. 

Create an account just to check out? Website must have been set up way back when their music was tolerable

Create an account just to check out? Website must have been set up way back when their music was tolerable

since BN has been cancelled and Dikembe has been kicked around to a bunch of different labels without dropping one solid album, why not?

Gross?

I do think it's insanely graphic, but it's also catchy as hell.

It’s a good song, Tommy. What is gross about it?

sounds like the track that didnt make the final cut on MCR's the black parade.

Of course! The classic prank - obviously recognizable strictly from the lyric "she don't use jelly". How could anyone misinterpret that??

but who doesn't love cyclical deadpan head-nodding midtempo hair gel-slick guitar solo grooves?

Of course! The classic prank - obviously recognizable strictly from the lyric "she don't use jelly". How could anyone misinterpret that??

Probably a good idea to check shipping rates before buying

I'm guessing these guys were not wise with their money. Doing all sorts of gimmicks, product placement and whathaveyou the last 5-10 years, not to mention terrible music.

100%. I was and still am totally onboard with supporting local anything - especially when I can tell those companies are grinding as best they can.
 
My local sit-in pizza place created a website and now takes orders online and via the phone for pickup/contact-less delivery. Nice.
The local craft brewery in my old neighborhood can't open their taproom/bar. They're still brewing new beers every week and offering pickup/delivery on everything. Nice.
 
A record store with 300 employees (what the fuck) and a well established online order system can't pay rent on the building they just sold for $34million. Fuck off.
It's not just Amoeba, either. 
Shit like this: https://www.gofundme.com/f/landlocked-employee-tip-jar They aren't paying their hourly employees, but want me to? For... free?
Same thing from Bowery Ballroom: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-bowery-ballroom-and-mercury-lounge-staff
Turntable Lab: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-the-turntable-lab-storefront-crew
 
I understand people like to be charitable, but man there's something super gross about an employer laying off their staff and then putting that on their customers by guilting them with shit like "Have you ever bought a record from that nice single mother at the checkout counter? Have you ever seen a show here and been pointed to the bathroom by one of our staff? Have you ever enjoyed the smile of the nice bouncer outside keeping you safe at one of our events? Well those employees are STARVING now because we FIRED THEM! PLEASE consider donating ANYTHING you CAN!!!! SHOW YOUR LOVE!!!"
 
I guess no harm in asking for it since it sure seems like people are more than willing to give out money for free - in this economy - lol. But, I know I'll be remembering what companies did everything they could to adapt and survive - and the ones that begged me for free money because I once gave them money for goods/services in the past.

that definitely warranted 2 two-word responses 2 days apart

that definitely warranted 2 two-word responses 2 days apart

Looks like my local Walmart got some copies ahead of release date 
 

the classics have rarely been more relevant.
 
 

yeah - gutterball has not yet been officially outed as tug, but I think now is the time. his rampant used fandom, aloof jokes and general demeanor give him away. case closed.

YES. DON'T YOU F#@&ING DARE MAKE A JOKE ABOUT GLENN ON THIS INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD.
 
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. 

Alternate title: man gets what he wants

last album was horrendous, two singles have been very meh. bringing nothing new to punk, just like the menzingers. theyre like a bad version of mom jeans. is this pop punk for people who havent heard better recent lyricists and songwriters like Posture & The Grizzly, Graduating Life, (old) Modern Baseball, or didn't grow up with that Alkaline Trio- type "alt rock" sound in the early 00's that we've now heard a million times? cool twinkly guitars like the ole days of TWIABP, but way too fast-paced to create the right mood. what am i missing? cheap low iq lyric anthems. refrain x40: "it gets harder, doesnt it?!??!?". Like come on. might as well be matchbox 20's "how far we've come". unpopular opinion, i get it

Has anyone actually ever seen tug and ckraus333 in the same room together?