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Ugh, I was suppose to be off by now but I have wait for the other bitch to come. She's always fucking late and and it's really annoying bale cause I can't leave until she's here

 

This reminds me of a few months back after Ultimate Frisbee a few of us went out for a few beers and one of the guys, who is a manage at an IHOP, texted in to the other manager that he'd be a few hours late.  The reason he used was that the Flux Capacitor in his car broke and he was waiting for the tow truck.  Best excuse ever.

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I've been abstaining from meat for the last two weeks, and eating much less in general. Today I had some Chick Fil A and I'm shitting my brains out.

...I think I'll go back to being healthy again tomorrow. I hate supporting the meat industry but I was from a classic 80s "meat and potatoes" family, and my parents were lazy sacks of shit so Ihate most fruits and veggies. I can get down with free range chicken I guess.

Side note; ever since I was a kid I was always allowed to have an after dinner snack. I used to go through ice cream like no tomorrow. I stopped cold turkey and it felt awesome. I even had some last night and discovered I don't even like snacks anymore.

Side side note: cycling while fat sucks balls but every time I reach a hill, I think of it as payback for the abuse I did to my body. When I'm on my bike I want nothing more but to get off, and as soon as I kick my own ass (usually a 40 mile ride), I don't want to do anything but get back on. Funny how that works.

Bottom line: if you've got kids, pay attention to their dietary habits until the day they leave your house, give them some attention, and don't let them get fat.

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Finally got my car to pass emissions! Other highilght of the day was I bought cheap Xbox 360s on Craigslist and traded them into Best Buy for more than I paid for them. Turned $210 cash into $500 in gift cards. Xbox One, here I come.

 

Today was great.

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Finally got my car to pass emissions! Other highilght of the day was I bought cheap Xbox 360s on Craigslist and traded them into Best Buy for more than I paid for them. Turned $210 cash into $500 in gift cards. Xbox One, here I come.

 

Today was great.

That's an awesome store credit to cash ratio they got there!

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Finally got my car to pass emissions! Other highilght of the day was I bought cheap Xbox 360s on Craigslist and traded them into Best Buy for more than I paid for them. Turned $210 cash into $500 in gift cards. Xbox One, here I come.

 

Today was great.

wow im gonna see if i can do that at my best buy

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I've been abstaining from meat for the last two weeks, and eating much less in general. Today I had some Chick Fil A and I'm shitting my brains out.

 

To my understanding, eating meat for the first time in a while will do that to you.  Probably doesn't help that it was fast food either.

 

Side side note: cycling while fat sucks balls but every time I reach a hill, I think of it as payback for the abuse I did to my body. When I'm on my bike I want nothing more but to get off, and as soon as I kick my own ass (usually a 40 mile ride), I don't want to do anything but get back on. Funny how that works.

 

My first couple weeks of riding a bike regularly were rough.  I'd get up the hill to my house and could barely walk when I got home.  I walked everywhere previously, so I assumed I was in at least decent shape.  I really doubt that was the case now.  The biggest problem I'm having now is that riding a bike in 35 degree weather is unpleasant.

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Haha it's a little unpleasant but I'd much rather kick ass then sit on my ass. On the weekends I hit a nice desolate hard pack gravel trail in the woods so I have an opportunity to be by myself and think.

I didn't mention that I'm a bike nerd... I ride a singlespeed cross bike. I only got fat (gained 60+ lbs) in the span of like three years, and I used food as a crutch for other emotional issues. I know with some self discipline and hard work I can lose every pound I put on within a year, so I'm not crying too much. I'm mostly just shocked at how out of control my eating has been (and sad that nobody's been around to help reel me in).

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Riding your bike up a hill is pure torture. Period.

 

 

Riding down on the other hand...

 

I never would have guessed Seattle would be so damn hilly when I moved here.  It's pretty, but sure as hell makes bike riding and walking a pain at times.  If I move again, I'm going to pick some place nice and flat!

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I never would have guessed Seattle would be so damn hilly when I moved here. It's pretty, but sure as hell makes bike riding and walking a pain at times. If I move again, I'm going to pick some place nice and flat!

Driving there for the first time last summer was awful. I felt like I was going to roll back and hit the people behind me on each hill. I had to drive with two feet.

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