dork337 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Damn that was hard to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coast Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 For anyone who still hasn't picked up a copy, Interpunk is offering signed posters with orders http://www.interpunk.com/item.cfm?Item=224874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 The blog was since made private but here is a quote from it, there a screencaps floating around and if I'll find em if I can and show you. ""It was maybe the 4th or 5th hardest my dick had ever been. You turned back to look at me and told me to hit you. I told you I wasnít into that shit and shoved your head into my pillows. You moaned just quiet enough for my parents not to hear you. You canít take a fuck like that with you when you leave, thatís going to stay wherever it happened. One time I brought another girl back to that bed and she asked if I had been with other girls in it. I told her I had, but not with the sheets that were currently on. I didnít want to lie, and Iím not going to get rid of a bed with a history of fucks like those. You buy a bed frame to break it, you buy a bed to break it in. Each room I go into I see a different naked body laying there, sometimes the sheets cover their pussies, other times theyíre out in the open with their bare legs showing. I always loved that the best. I liked to make the rooms real cold so they would get goose bumps all over, and Iíd put my hands on ëem and warm them up. It made the sex even better; every single touch makes a difference when there is warm skin touching freezing flesh. And then the best part is they would feel even warmer inside when Iíd actually get in. Theyíd touch my dick, feel how hot it was, with all the blood in my body flowing straight to it, and theyíd want it even more. Iíd push them off for a while, but eventually Iíd give it to them. My cock became their main source of heat, and when you can focus that type of energy then you can use it all on pleasing her. Thatís what it was all about, not the spitting, the sweating, or the cumming, it was about them having to stop everything they were doing and let go. After the whole matter, if all she can do is catch her breath, to the point where she canít even speak, then youíre doing it right. Some nights when Iím alone I wonder if they ever think of me like I think of them. I wonder if at any point while theyíre with another man, if they think of me instead. I wonder if when their hands are full of another dick, if they think of mine. If they think of where Iíd touch them, or how Iíd stick my fingers in them, when this other guy canít do it right. I donít want them to come crawling back, Iíd just like to know if theyíre thinking about me, wishing it was me instead. Although, other nights it gets to me too. I think of where each oneís G spots were located, the different ways Iíd touch them. How each one likes their tits felt after sex. (One girl wouldnít let me fuck her unless I gave her a backrub first, and then after the sex, instead of cuddling, she wanted a foot rub. That didnít bother me.) What bothers me is when you get into the whole psyche of these girls and you realize no single lady is an innocent little being like we perceive them when weíre in grade school. Each girl is dirtier and hornier than any of the scumbag guys I know. You take advantage of this fact, you take solace in this fact when youíre coming home from a long day and want your cock sucked, but itís the gut wrencher that makes you throw away your food when you arenít with them anymore. All you can do is think about how sheís out there trying to get her fix, like the sex drug addict she is, spitting on some other dick, riding someone else until her juices are all over his body. Well you can wrap your thong all over someone elseís boney veins, and you can wish it were me inside of you when he finally enters. Fortunately, for me, you are nothing more than extra body mass I wonít have to carry around with me. Extra panties I have to decide if I want to throw away or keep when youíve left. Sheets I need to wash after you cum all over them. Unfortunately for you, you are nothing more than flesh and bone that will break down eventually. At least I hope, anyway."" "50 Shades Of Dads." KJL95 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shameful Dread Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Damn that was hard to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeepo Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I'm probably alone in this, but that opening line is hilarious. I think that's the what's all my english teachers were talking about when they said that engaging papers have good attention grabbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I'm probably alone in this, but that opening line is hilarious. I think that's the what's all my english teachers were talking about when they said that engaging papers have good attention grabbers. Yeah, who the fuck ranks that? Still waiting for proof though, how old is that blog? I don't think either one of them could pull any of that back in the day so if it's real it's gotta be newish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeepo Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Some people at absolutepunk were discussing the blog and one girl was severely offended and one guy was pretty sure he was being satirical. I can't take it seriously at all, and I'm not going to hold it against them. John supposedly dates a feminist. I feel like she would be outraged if he consistently wrote stories like that and meant it. Supposedly the whole thing was a joke, according to the co-author on tumblr. Supposedly this thread is about Hyperview, but sometimes I'm not sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Some people at absolutepunk were discussing the blog and one girl was severely offended and one guy was pretty sure he was being satirical. I can't take it seriously at all, and I'm not going to hold it against them. John supposedly dates a feminist. I feel like she would be outraged if he consistently wrote stories like that and meant it. Supposedly the whole thing was a joke, according to the co-author on tumblr. Supposedly this thread is about Hyperview, but sometimes I'm not sure. If that's a joke, dude has the worst sense of humor ever. It comes across as misogynistic & scummy, not funny. deer, futures, 213041284s and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodigitaljazz Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Damn that was hard to read.Who the fuck are these shitwads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Yeah, who the fuck ranks that? Still waiting for proof though, how old is that blog? I don't think either one of them could pull any of that back in the day so if it's real it's gotta be newish. I think it was discovered not that long ago, maybe a year at the most? But if you're looking for proof, my buddy quoted a line of this as a retweet to his twitter, and he deleted it. Not sure how much more proof you want then an admission of guilt. Some people at absolutepunk were discussing the blog and one girl was severely offended and one guy was pretty sure he was being satirical. I can't take it seriously at all, and I'm not going to hold it against them. John supposedly dates a feminist. I feel like she would be outraged if he consistently wrote stories like that and meant it. Supposedly the whole thing was a joke, according to the co-author on tumblr. Supposedly this thread is about Hyperview, but sometimes I'm not sure. That's like saying, because a white girl can date a black man, she can't be racist. If that's meant to be satirical in any way you are sorely deluded. Just because you can't take it seriously doesn't mean it wasn't serious. People will absolve musicians they like of all wrongdoing. Just saying, own it if you're gonna support that stuff. If that's a joke, dude has the worst sense of humor ever. It comes across as misogynistic & scummy, not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Who the fuck are these shitwads? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodigitaljazz Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Whoever wrote that piece of rubbish. I just wanna take this opportunity: Band name fucking blows and having a smiley face in your album title is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faceghost Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Some people at absolutepunk were discussing the blog and one girl was severely offended and one guy was pretty sure he was being satirical. I can't take it seriously at all, and I'm not going to hold it against them. John supposedly dates a feminist. I feel like she would be outraged if he consistently wrote stories like that and meant it. Supposedly the whole thing was a joke, according to the co-author on tumblr. Supposedly this thread is about Hyperview, but sometimes I'm not sure. Pretty sure he's dating Britty Drake of Pity Sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Some people at absolutepunk were discussing the blog and one girl was severely offended and one guy was pretty sure he was being satirical. I can't take it seriously at all, and I'm not going to hold it against them. John supposedly dates a feminist. I feel like she would be outraged if he consistently wrote stories like that and meant it. Supposedly the whole thing was a joke, according to the co-author on tumblr. Supposedly this thread is about Hyperview, but sometimes I'm not sure. not a joke. not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeepo Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Well I guess you all have insight on John that I don't have. I'm not in support of objectifying women, but if he is, I don't see how he could be dating a feminist. not a joke. not at all. Scroll to the bottom of the quoted text. http://perpetualweirdo.tumblr.com/post/88448708068/wait-what-did-dads-do *shrug* uniquestyle88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
museummouth Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Eh they're still a shitty band either way Satan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodigitaljazz Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I suppose it's possible that she's just bad at being a feminist. museummouth and parkinglot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Well I guess you all have insight on John that I don't have. I'm not in support of objectifying women, but if he is, I don't see how he could be dating a feminist. Scroll to the bottom of the quoted text. http://perpetualweirdo.tumblr.com/post/88448708068/wait-what-did-dads-do *shrug* just bc they think its a joke doesn't mean its a joke. its just not funny and shouldn't be joked about. 213041284s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royce Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Eh they're still a shitty band either way I agree. Never understood the hype on them. Even tornado, which i agree is their best stuff, is very mediocre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BWALL Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I suppose it's possible that she's just bad at being a feminist. Third wave feminism is a joke so it doesn't surprise me, Satan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eshame Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 hyperview is pretty good tho smeepo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kisskitty Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 giving the whole album a listenwho gave jamie the flanger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 For anyone who still hasn't picked up a copy, Interpunk is offering signed posters with orders http://www.interpunk.com/item.cfm?Item=224874 Code: STU123 will give you 10% off but it ends tonight (2/9). Not much of a saving but if you have some reward credits it can eat the shipping cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shameful Dread Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Some people at absolutepunk were discussing the blog and one girl was severely offended and one guy was pretty sure he was being satirical. I can't take it seriously at all, and I'm not going to hold it against them. John supposedly dates a feminist. I feel like she would be outraged if he consistently wrote stories like that and meant it. Supposedly the whole thing was a joke, according to the co-author on tumblr. Supposedly this thread is about Hyperview, but sometimes I'm not sure. Ugh....just bc they think its a joke doesn't mean its a joke. its just not funny and shouldn't be joked about. Amen, sista. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 "I got found out on my shitty behavior so I'll call it a joke and the internet/my fanboys will be appeased." futures and 213041284s 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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