BuzzersonKillwell Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Welcome to misery. Seeing how the spectrum goes from super miserable to pretty miserable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Engaged guy in the house! (Since yesterday) We've told our parents but you VC peeps needed to know laralaurent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 YAY!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Engaged guy in the house! (Since yesterday) We've told our parents but you VC peeps needed to know Congrats! So much engagement going on lately haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Woop woop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 All y'all studs getting engaged. I can't even get beyond a third date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc32137 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 All y'all studs getting engaged. I can't even get beyond a third date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgato48 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 All y'all studs getting engaged. I can't even get beyond a third date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Congrats man! SpazzyMcGee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circuit bored records Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Today I got an email from an ex girlfriend, who I haven't talked to in four or five years. She said she was feeling "sentimental," and asked how I was, said that she feels like her life is really different now yet it's also the same. She asked if I ever felt that way and ended it with "just a friendly note from me to you." My response: "You aren't Lena Dunham and this isn't an episode of Girls. Don't email me anymore." Felt awesome, but I'm also an asshole. hippielauryn, entendu, danaisalright and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoshotthefrog Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Today I got an email from an ex girlfriend, who I haven't talked to in four or five years. She said she was feeling "sentimental," and asked how I was, said that she feels like her life is really different now yet it's also the same. She asked if I ever felt that way and ended it with "just a friendly note from me to you." My response: "You aren't Lena Dunham and this isn't an episode of Girls. Don't email me anymore." Felt awesome, but I'm also an asshole. Smart move. However, if she was offering to give you a blowjob then I would have waited to send that comment about not emailing you anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Smart move. However, if she was offering to give you a blowjob then I would have waited to send that comment about not emailing you anymore.Disagree. I'm friends with the majority of my exs. I sure as shit wouldn't hook up with them again. Unless something drastic changed with one of us after all, been there done that. And I'm pretty certain yanquiuxo has a long term partner. Why waste that on a blowjob from some chick in your past?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoshotthefrog Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Disagree. I'm friends with the majority of my exs. I sure as shit wouldn't hook up with them again. Unless something drastic changed with one of us after all, been there done that. And I'm pretty certain yanquiuxo has a long term partner. Why waste that on a blowjob from some chick in your past?? Why not get a blowjob from an ex if you're not into a committed relatioship and she's up for it? Maybe you've had problems with that in the past. I have had friends with benefits with plenty of exes and have had no problems. But, that doesn't make my way of thinking the right way and yours the wrong way, and vice versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Because sometimes girls don't talk to you because they want to wet your dick, man. TheMoosen and Princess Logan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 BAM, killed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoshotthefrog Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Because sometimes girls don't talk to you because they want to wet your dick, man. thanks for cleaing that up, sweetheart. entendu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I can do without the term of endearment, but you're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Yo, don't go calling my sugarplum sparkle waffle "sweetheart," sweetheart. futures 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoshotthefrog Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Yo, don't go calling my sugarplum sparkle waffle "sweetheart," sweetheart. It's called sarcasm, darling. Time to move on to another subject. entendu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Today I got an email from an ex girlfriend, who I haven't talked to in four or five years. She said she was feeling "sentimental," and asked how I was, said that she feels like her life is really different now yet it's also the same. She asked if I ever felt that way and ended it with "just a friendly note from me to you." My response: "You aren't Lena Dunham and this isn't an episode of Girls. Don't email me anymore." Felt awesome, but I'm also an asshole. I like this. danaisalright 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I don't. I think it would really break my heart if I emailed an ex who (I'm assuming she meant something to you) meant a lot to me at one point and she responded with something like that. Granted, I don't know your history so she could be an awful human being and I wouldn't know. Tommy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 "You aren't Lena Dunham and this isn't an episode of Girls. Don't email me anymore." Incredible...well played! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Why not get a blowjob from an ex if you're not into a committed relatioship and she's up for it? Maybe you've had problems with that in the past. I have had friends with benefits with plenty of exes and have had no problems. But, that doesn't make my way of thinking the right way and yours the wrong way, and vice versa. But that's the thing. Why go looking for a BJ from an ex you haven't seen for 5 years when it's already on tap at home. With your partner. Who you're in a committed relationship with. Fuck, are you Joey Greco or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 frog obviously doesn't realize the person talking is in a relationship now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Fuck, are you Joey Greco or something Haha, this was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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