Dominic_ Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Hope youre not a lion I hate the dentist with a fiery passion. Last time I went the dentist didn't quite deaden me all the way and it was a fucking hour long game of poke and jump. And I was high off my ass on the gas so I couldn't even form a coherent thought to tell him to fix that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Of course I generally offend my co-workers for shots and giggles. This teenage girl was complaining about her 4 hour shift and said "Ugh, I can tell it's going to be a bad day" and I replied "Well, most days are bad days. But then we all die eventually, do you've got that to look forward to" She was like "WHAT THE FUCK?! I really hope your girlfriend isn't as depressing as you" and I started laughing hysterically and said "I'm the nice one" Haha, that is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Of course I generally offend my co-workers for shits and giggles. This teenage girl was complaining about her 4 hour shift and said "Ugh, I can tell it's going to be a bad day" and I replied "Well, most days are bad days. But then we all die eventually, so you've got that to look forward to" She was like "WHAT THE FUCK?! I really hope your girlfriend isn't as depressing as you" and I started laughing hysterically and said "I'm the nice one" Your co workers are lame. You're fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Man, this day is dragging. Why is it not 5 yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I hate the dentist with a fiery passion. Last time I went the dentist didn't quite deaden me all the way and it was a fucking hour long game of poke and jump. And I was high off my ass on the gas so I couldn't even form a coherent thought to tell him to fix that shit. I've never had anything done on my teeth except braces; (I actually had an ortho appt this morning) what were you having done on you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̮ ɤ ̮ Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Speaking of humorless coworkers: a like 80 year old woman told my co-worker "You're such a sweetheart!" when he was done with her order. After she walked away I said. "Should have gotten her number" and he looked REALLY offended and practically shouted "I'm married!" So I just said "Why?" and he walked away. So the age wouldn't have been a problem, if he wasn't married. Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I've never had anything done on my teeth except braces; (I actually had an ortho appt this morning) what were you having done on you? Root canal I believe. It was a few years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 So I handle the CSR inbox at work, so I do more work than my counterparts. I essentially do my job and the old intern's job at the same time. I get in logistics reports and fwd them to the appropriate person. The same douche coworker asked me to send him a revision of a certain order when I get it. So I did and told him and he did the whole hold the hand up I'm talking bit to me as he was talking to someone else. What the actual fuck. Hahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Best thing I've read today http://www.vice.com/read/virgil-texas-white-power-facebook-group-troll KingTacoMunster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 So I handle the CSR inbox at work, so I do more work than my counterparts. I essentially do my job and the old intern's job at the same time. I get in logistics reports and fwd them to the appropriate person. The same douche coworker asked me to send him a revision of a certain order when I get it. So I did and told him and he did the whole hold the hand up I'm talking bit to me as he was talking to someone else. What the actual fuck. Hahahahaha. Dude really needs an immediate this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Best thing I've read today http://www.vice.com/read/virgil-texas-white-power-facebook-group-troll Thank God for the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 So I handle the CSR inbox at work, so I do more work than my counterparts. I essentially do my job and the old intern's job at the same time. I get in logistics reports and fwd them to the appropriate person. The same douche coworker asked me to send him a revision of a certain order when I get it. So I did and told him and he did the whole hold the hand up I'm talking bit to me as he was talking to someone else. What the actual fuck. Hahahahaha. We must both have missed the memo today, because pretty much every person I've dealt with has been some sort of ghoul or another. Weird day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 We must both have missed the memo today, because pretty much every person I've dealt with has been some sort of ghoul or another. Weird day. Hahahaha.... not laughing at you, just hearing a mortician(?) using the word ghoul in the context of describing those around him makes me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Hahahaha.... not laughing at you, just hearing a mortician(?) using the word ghoul in the context of describing those around him makes me chuckle. Cracked me up too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I need to job hunt when I get home. I'm on the breaking point with all the problems here. I have refrained from bitching about it for a while at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Dude really needs an immediate this: HAHAHAHAHAHA. I love that that's Chris Pratt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I used to wear a red apron at work. It was a'ight haha (sorry for the late reply) No I was talking about the service, they give you supplies and the recipes for 3 meals every week. It's a great serivce and the food is great but it's $59 per-week so it's not very practical. I just wanted some other opinions on the service before we cancel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Three meals a week for $60? I would be homeless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Three meals a week for $60? I would be homeless. Pretty sure we're not the target demographic I'm guessing it's for people who have plenty of money, but not lots of free time. We have a small local chain that sells prepackaged meals (fancy TV dinners essentially) for $12-15/ea, same sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 haha (sorry for the late reply) No I was talking about the service, they give you supplies and the recipes for 3 meals every week. It's a great serivce and the food is great but it's $59 per-week so it's not very practical. I just wanted some other opinions on the service before we cancelI knew what you were talking about, I was just being a dick.Also don't pay $60 a week for 3 meals. Google recipes and go to the store. Hell you could eat 3 meals a day for a week on $60. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I can eat $20 worth of groceries for a month but it's basically just alternating either garbanzo beans or cereal for every meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Yes, the search function sucks plenty of times...couldn't find the original thread on the main board so I will post here to bitch. I've received plenty of warped records in my time. One of the many expectations of the summer heat here in Florida. But goddamn...I just got in a record that is bent...BENT!!! The thing looks like I could take a Mini Finger Skateboard and rip it up on a quarter pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvv Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 is there a clothing/fashion thread on VC? I'm trying to mix up my wardrobe for my first semester of college and am curious what everyone's style consists of, so maybe I can get ideas lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I could eat off $20 a month too if strictly spaghettio's was an appropriate diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Yes, the search function sucks plenty of times...couldn't find the original thread on the main board so I will post here to bitch. I've received plenty of warped records in my time. One of the many expectations of the summer heat here in Florida. But goddamn...I just got in a record that is bent...BENT!!! The thing looks like I could take a Mini Finger Skateboard and rip it up on a quarter pipe. Sacramento summers have warped more than a few of my records, but never that bad. Sorry, brutha. That sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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