zuck Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 How about I check it out for you. Tell him you'll meet him, and I'll go in your place. Then maybe afterward we can grab some coffee and I'll tell you what went down? Very smooth. You should apply at the post office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 bring a friend... and a tazer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Why do so many post office employees shoot people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I mean, I know Newman said the mail never stops, but would it drive you insane? icecream 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 We have a place here called Goin' Postal that does mail etc. I've always wondered if it's a national chain or what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Very smooth. You should apply at the post office. That was totally intended to be ironic and humorous and not at all to minimize the obvious skeeziness of the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethingvinyl Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 So you not only encounter sketchy situations via Criag's List but over the phone too? Girl, you need another hobby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuck Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 That was totally intended to be ironic and humorous and not at all to minimize the obvious skeeziness of the situation. I get it. I have a firm grasp on the concept of sarcasm. BuzzersonKillwell and bigbruise 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I know. But thinking back, I kind of felt like it came off like I was making fun of the situation or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 yeah this is seriously not okay. call the 1-800 number at the very least. idk if you can open a case like if it was a regular mail issue but i'm sure you can get it documented and find out who the postmaster is at that office. and get this guy's ass in a sling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Call the local news bureau. I'm sure someone would be interested in covering this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Between the Craigslist thing and this, I need a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Between the Craigslist thing and this, I need a gun. danaisalright 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemongoat Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I would pretend it never happened. The guy really could just have good intentions but poor judgement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuck Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I would not, under any circumstances, meet up with this guy outside of the post office. Someone who tries to pick up a girl this way has an obvious lack of social skills & I doubt any good would come of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Unrelated, but I just received this message on eBay. (I don't live it whitmore lake, btw) was this one of you??? Dammit. Coleanusbigian. I GIVE UP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Cole / Anus / Big / Ian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Someone should look at his Facebook for me, I can't see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onlettingjoe Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 anus and big in his last name? that poor kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Maybe it is Cole Anus Bigian. That his is full birth name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathroommonkey Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 you're in a sad sad rut. i hope you get out of it soon. soon, as in yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Someone should look at his Facebook for me, I can't see it. Just looks like a kid, still in college. class of 2015. Probably legit. But with your luck, you'll be kidnapped and American Challenged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Colonel Eanus Bigian has served this country with distinction. How dare you all mock him. BuzzersonKillwell, taylo234, kyacrash and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuck Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 At this point, it's probably best to just assume a new identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Cole / Anus / Big / Ian? Colonel Eanus Bigian has served this country with distinction. How dare you all mock him. Lol. Great thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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