hippielauryn Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 A long time ago when I was a lifeguard at some shitty waterpark, I would always hear stories about people bumping it in the wave pools and nearly any spot they could find at the park. Guess there's something about being half naked and around water that makes everyone horny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I was walking with this chick one time and we held hands for five minutes. Fingers. Laced. Ball so hard. Dude seriously?? I'm like..3 minutes..MAX. Don't know how you do it bro, props. thejesseb, sonsofvipers and jamdbz 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 avoided this thread cause i thought it was going to be about some shitty VC band. my thoughts: i'm pretty sure i can tell who was full of shit at the beginning and who it got to share some pretty dark, fantastic shit. very amused. 30% of this thread is just derrick cook exclaiming how great this thread is. because he's a child. you guys know children are reading this, right? leave it to dreamover to bring the hate. im 19 about to be 20 here in a couple months. this thread is hilariously awesome. i give it free bumps so it doesn't die and people keep churning out the laughs. EDIT: Also, there does need to be a band called Disentisizer and Condom, doesn't there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I think this belongs here: edgedestroys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamdbz Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Dude seriously?? I'm like..3 minutes..MAX. Don't know how you do it bro, props. It was insane man! Some of my acquaintances even refer to me as a "straight up player" vialister 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 avoided this thread cause i thought it was going to be about some shitty VC band. my thoughts: i'm pretty sure i can tell who was full of shit at the beginning and who it got to share some pretty dark, fantastic shit. very amused. 30% of this thread is just derrick cook exclaiming how great this thread is. because he's a child. you guys know children are reading this, right? sometimes i think of the children but then i'm like nah they gotta grow up some time A friend of mine got a handy while watching Yuck at a local club two summers ago. Like, mid-show, in the crowd. That was impressive. i like this band. even more now. leave it to dreamover to bring the hate. im 19 about to be 20 here in a couple months. this thread is hilariously awesome. i give it free bumps so it doesn't die and people keep churning out the laughs. EDIT: Also, there does need to be a band called Disentisizer and Condom, doesn't there? hey you, you just do you and everything will work out it took me til 19 to bang a chick you'll get there friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 A friend of mine got a handy while watching Yuck at a local club two summers ago. Like, mid-show, in the crowd. That was impressive.Some bitch whipped out Danny brown's dick at a show here last summer and started sucking it right there while he was performing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Some bitch whipped out Danny brown's dick at a show here last summer and started sucking it right there while he was performing That's when you know you've made it johnpdillard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Some AWESOME bitch whipped out Danny brown's dick at a show here last summer and started sucking it right there while he was performing Fixed Tommy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 That's when you know you've made it Shit I love this thread Tommy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 There used to be a video up on YouTube but I can't find it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 It was insane man! Some of my acquaintances even refer to me as a "straight up player" I don't doubt it my friend. On a "not joking" note, both of your posts were just hilarious to read. The "acquaintances" part pushed it over the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 sometimes i think of the children but then i'm like nah they gotta grow up some time i like this band. even more now. hey you, you just do you and everything will work out it took me til 19 to bang a chick you'll get there friend ive banged plenty a girl but nothing insane like this amazing thread hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Yea I have zero good stories. The best I got is after having sex I let my dog in the room and he jumped up on the bed and licked my ex's boob. Funniest thing that's ever happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Dog has good taste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Yea I have zero good stories. The best I got is after having sex I let my dog in the room and he jumped up on the bed and licked my ex's boob. Funniest thing that's ever happened that is funny as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Some bitch whipped out Danny brown's dick at a show here last summer and started sucking it right there while he was performing Didn't city pages blow this waaaay out of proportion? I remember hearing about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Didn't city pages blow this waaaay out of proportion? I remember hearing about it. Yea, they probably did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 back in highschool, a female friend introduced us to her cousin, who we knew as slutty cousin alysia. incredible body. terrible face. and she didn't achieve that name ironically. she was a slut. so anyways, after i fucked her a couple times.. years later, we got a phone call from the cousin, saying that there's a video of alysia on some porn site. like 9 guys got together to watch this shit, all hysterical. we even paid for a membership to the site because we weren't going to let that stop us.. it was some weird site like "dancing bear" or something. it was all like bachelor parties where the dudes wore giant bear heads.. and then they'd get it on with randos at the party. absurd. much to our disappointment, all she did was join in on a handy with like 2 other women. a couple other whoores pretty much took over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 back in highschool, a female friend introduced us to her cousin, who we knew as slutty cousin alysia. incredible body. terrible face. and she didn't achieve that name ironically. she was a slut. so anyways, after i fucked her a couple times.. years later, we got a phone call from the cousin, saying that there's a video of alysia on some porn site. like 9 guys got together to watch this shit, all hysterical. we even paid for a membership to the site because we weren't going to let that stop us.. it was some weird site like "dancing bear" or something. it was all like bachelor parties where the dudes wore giant bear heads.. and then they'd get it on with randos at the party. absurd. much to our disappointment, all she did was join in on a handy with like 2 other women. a couple other whoores pretty much took over. Best story of the night hands down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vialister Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 back in highschool, a female friend introduced us to her cousin, who we knew as slutty cousin alysia. incredible body. terrible face. and she didn't achieve that name ironically. she was a slut. Commonly known as a BOBFOC (Body off baywatch, Face off crimewatch) That sorry is awesome haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewberinger Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 back in highschool, a female friend introduced us to her cousin, who we knew as slutty cousin alysia. incredible body. terrible face. and she didn't achieve that name ironically. she was a slut. so anyways, after i fucked her a couple times.. years later, we got a phone call from the cousin, saying that there's a video of alysia on some porn site. like 9 guys got together to watch this shit, all hysterical. we even paid for a membership to the site because we weren't going to let that stop us.. it was some weird site like "dancing bear" or something. it was all like bachelor parties where the dudes wore giant bear heads.. and then they'd get it on with randos at the party. absurd. much to our disappointment, all she did was join in on a handy with like 2 other women. a couple other whoores pretty much took over. Shitty Rambo and Derek™ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Goddammit, nobody respond to my sex question in the Man Advice thread, so I feel like I should post it here. I need advice fuckers. As far as condoms go, I've been using the Ultra Thin Trojans, but I'm curious about the other ones roadmonkey posted about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Just do like Greyhound and always pull out on time jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I think this belongs here: now that a howtobasic video is in here this is officially TOTY for me hands down. Also damn Ry your stories literally don't end. I think I ran out of good ones haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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