suchashorttime Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 We'll see what happens, I know a lot of girls going out tonight. Hopefully this one girl comes...but also I'm the DD and I'm a lot less sociable when not drunk. on thanksgiving eve, there is no shame in asking parents to drive. or splitting a taxi with friends. where there's will, there's a way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Yea we live in the burbs and are going into the city, I don't mind it though. I'm dog/house sitting for my boss so I probably shouldn't get fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 ...or you should have a party. sounds like life gave you a big ol' fuckin' bag of lemons, tianna! whatchu gonna do with 'em? aviolentworld 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 madie, that was glorious. i just hope everyone has something to be thankful for when they wake up in the morning.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I'm just doing homework and hoping someone comes over to play Mario party with me. #thuglife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 ...or you should have a party. sounds like life gave you a big ol' fuckin' bag of lemons, tianna! whatchu gonna do with 'em? make beef stew... I cant have a party. Im gunna go out and take advantage of drunk girls... i just hope everyone has something to be thankful for when they wake up in the morning.. Blumpkins for everyone! suchashorttime and hippielauryn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Blumpsgiving? Is that like steak and a bj day? Can it be? themeconspiracy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 goddamn i had to check which thread i was in. my women's birthday is tomorrow so i plan on washing my balls and sticking that shit in during nap time. popscratch, Satan, hippielauryn and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrewest Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Blumpsgiving? Is that like steak and a bj day? Can it be? Blumpsgiving might be the single funniest word I've ever heard in my entire life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Blumpsgiving might be the single funniest word I've ever heard in my entire life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I've got a story for y'all niggas. So, I was dating this banging ass bitch. Covered in tats; gigantic ass with a tight little waist. Went out with her for her 21st. Got her FUCKED UP. About halfway through her mom decided to join. I got them both so hammered they couldn't walk straight. I took them both home (they lived together.) My GF got sick and started vomiting all over. Me, being the classy gentleman I am, rolled her ass over in a huge pile of her own puke. I didn't want that bitch to Jimi Hendrix herself. I strutted on out to the living room and laid some pipe on her mom. No rubber. I sucked on them 40 year old titties and busted my nut right up in that shit. Even had a brief moment of turd-cutter play. After I was done I couldn't even zip my fly up before I called my best friend and bragged about it. Yeah.... I have had one hell of a life. Looking at you profile pic, I'd say that "mom" of your "banging ass bitch" was no other than Fred Durst himself...can't really imagine you getting laid at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Seiously, there some of the best quotes in VC-history in here! I'm sitting at work (not working) and can't stop laughing and crying! My favorites: Down your nuts. And into your buttcrack. Nobody has ever wanted, nor will ever want, a blumpkin. Exactly. Pooping is a private, intimate experience. What better way to share that with your loved one? And you're right, different strokes for different folks. I'd be careful with suggesting the almighty bumpkin though, or strokes might be all you have. my wife is horny when perioding. A man that can ignore "a little poopy hanging out in her b-hole" is a much greater man than I Made me spill coffee over my keyboard at work...damn! This thread is legendary (at least the first 10 pages)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Looking at you profile pic, I'd say that "mom" of your "banging ass bitch" was no other than Fred Durst himself...can't really imagine you getting laid at all! That picture was taken in France when The Gold Cobra dropped. I don't know why, but France is either obsessed with Limp Bizkit, or Limp Bizkit has way too much marketing money. That poster was plastered everywhere. I found it hilarious to see a LB poster with French writing all over it... and had to take a picture. Having said that, my closest friends know that I will fuck anything that walks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Having said that, my closest friends know that I will fuck anything that walks. so you're a real go-getter. jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 so you're a real go-getter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 so you're a real go-getter. If they get wet, I'm set. fooood and ozfacter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 In high school I made out with someone with crutches, in a cast, in a pasture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isavedlatin54 Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 See, I took it like she thought he was just being modest and didn't want to talk about his service. A true hero like that deserves to get his chrome polished. My fiancé knows about this story and whenver she's feelin frisky and we finish sometimes she will throw that quote in there.. sjb2k1 and castaway 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isavedlatin54 Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 I'm now willing to buy one of ur records simply bcuz of this story. & I'm semi drunk...on a Tuesday. Post ur FS thread link in the next half hour & I'm buying something. Get them new legs, son.Hahaha oh man, bummed I missed this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 hope all you dirty americans had a fab day today and sex i hope you had sex deafening 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Not on first page? Unacceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcguirk Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 #blazeit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I feel like the long winded version of that is pretty much on par with Chris Rock going off at the end of Blame Game. "That was some cirque de soleil shit! Got damn!" #yeezyreupholsteredmypussy YES! #yeezytaughtme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 20 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcguirk Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 No blumpkin last night. Unfortunately. On the pos, I've typed "blumpkin" so often that iOS autocorrect fixes my mistaken spellings. Tommy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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