Princess Logan Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Incredible. New life goal...frame pictures of myself and hang them around the house. Snaggle Von Swift 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 i met him on okay cupid and went on a few dates. he had his own headshot framed in his kitchen. he wears 9-10 rings (one on each finger). he writes poetry about mermen. I constantly ask myself what I was thinking. then I met bigbruise and it was all over from there. but, we did not have sexy time. Because he couldnt get it up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 ZING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 he had his own headshot framed in his kitchen. This will never not be douchey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Because he couldnt get it up.. haha dammit t but truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 9-10 rings on his hands but all that time he just needed a cock ring laralaurent and sinisterkidd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 haha dammit t but truth Lol sorry, I have a good memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 9-10 rings on his hands but all that time he just needed a cock ring LOL. he didn't even take the rings off when I would spend the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 LOL. he didn't even take the rings off when I would spend the night. i hope those ringed fingers never tried to get near your va jay jay the horror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 i met him on okay cupid and went on a few dates. he had his own headshot framed in his kitchen. he wears 9-10 rings (one on each finger). he writes poetry about mermen. I constantly ask myself what I was thinking. then I met bigbruise and it was all over from there. but, we did not have sexy time. I feel bad for bigbruise, that's going to be hard to live up to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I feel bad for bigbruise, that's going to be soft to live up to! Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I get boners left and right. I masturbate on an almost daily basis because I'm so filled with testosterone from lifting and being a fucking man. I don't wear fucking jewelry. I don't even like taking pictures. I'm the goddamn man. sinisterkidd, sjb2k1, thejesseb and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 oh good lord. but yeah. you won't ever take a #selfie for me! I ask him to send me pictures of himself and when he finally does it's just him staring down the camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I've been talking to this dudebro for a bit. Turns out he's had a girlfriend this whole time. I'm so happy that I have super creep skillz because peace out, mothafucka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 fuck that noise. he sounds like a dirtbag, I feel bad for his girl. when I was younger someone made an anonymous email and a fake facebook profile, and would send me messages telling me my boyfriend at the time was cheating on me. one message even gave me the day, place, and time that he was at the beach with some girl. it was crazy. It ended up being true, and it was a big reason of why I finally made the decision to get out.I still have no idea who it was. the messages were never cruel or anything, it just seemed like the person wanted to help me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 As always, talk to some girl for a little bit then poof she's gone.. I swear I must be chatting up Keyser Soze every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 More and more each day I feel that girls really do go for the asshole type guy just about every time, and that unfortunatley is not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 fuck that noise. he sounds like a dirtbag, I feel bad for his girl. when I was younger someone made an anonymous email and a fake facebook profile, and would send me messages telling me my boyfriend at the time was cheating on me. one message even gave me the day, place, and time that he was at the beach with some girl. it was crazy. It ended up being true, and it was a big reason of why I finally made the decision to get out. I still have no idea who it was. the messages were never cruel or anything, it just seemed like the person wanted to help me out. I attract all the dudes with girlfriends and I think girlfriends smell that on me. Maybe that's why I lose all my guy friends. That's crazy, but nice in it's own twisted way. I like when people try to do good by others though it doesn't make the situation any less awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 More and more each day I feel that girls really do go for the asshole type guy just about every time, and that unfortunatley is not me. I wish I could do an intense case study on my roommate, she is the epitome of this. dudes who treat her well and do nice things for her, she says it’s ‘too easy’ and is totally turned off by how nice they are. and then guys who ignore and treat her terrible, she just keeps going for it, she eats it up, when someone rejects her it just makes her like them that much more. I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I want detailed notes turned in quarterly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Girls are just dumb. We covered this already...let your roomate know Madie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 My roommate was like that too! I like a balance, I don't like people who are too nice because I'm very headstrong and independent. I also like a challenge, something about people who are too nice really freaks me out. Which is strange because I'm often told I'm way too nice. However, if someone is a complete asshole or rejects me...forget it, I'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billya Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 More and more each day I feel that girls really do go for the asshole type guy just about every time, and that unfortunatley is not me. woooooord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danaisalright Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I met my wife in high school. I'm a nice guy. She's not crazy. We're both in our late 20s and are married and own a house, American Dream status. It can totally happen. Snaggle Von Swift, entendu and sjb2k1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 More and more each day I feel that girls really do go for the asshole type guy just about every time, and that unfortunatley is not me. I get the liking assholes thing, but in the "you aren't afraid to talk shit to me" kind of way, not in the "you have a girlfriend on the side" kind of way. Sometimes I think girls get their rocks off from getting their hearts broken. Girls are weird and incomprehensible. sjb2k1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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