Guest Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 The orgy sketch drawing was a masterpiece edit- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Google "double dick dude reddit" Still can't believe it's real. The AMA was...enlightening that was a fantastic ama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Google "double dick dude reddit" Still can't believe it's real. The AMA was...enlightening oh man yeah i was going to post it. we could probably mark that day as the day the internet began to die. but i want to know, would dudes really like to have two dicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 oh man yeah i was going to post it. we could probably mark that day as the day the internet began to die. but i want to know, would dudes really like to have two dicks? Having an inflamed prostate (like he mentioned) is enough for me to back out. Double D's would make for some interesting nicknames though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 His is 325GB. He didn't include a folder name. The noob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Holy crap I don't even have that much combined for both music and movies.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 I just did some fap folder cleansing. Probably knocked off a couple gigs. But now I'm curious.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 dude has me beat bill@dirtclod /mnt/irc $ du -hs porn/ 232G porn/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Are you guys serious? I had to go to page 7 to find this thread!!! WTF? None of you deserve a blumpkin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 uhhh.. i banged a squirter recently. that's usually news around here, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I don't keep porn local, I didn't realize people still did that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I don't keep porn local, I didn't realize people still did that i don't even know why i do. 99/100 times, i'm going online to find a video. but for some reason, every like 3 months or so, i'll just torrent a bunch and see what comes of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I used to do that with Ares ( limewire essentially ) but at the same time I thought Faces of Death videos, the ones where people get hurt, so I downloaded a lot of those too. I was showing my dad one of them in windows media player where someone runs and smacks into a stop sign and i went to scrub to the middle of the track and it had already changed to the next video. It was my first ever favorite porn scene ( a lesbian restaurant bathroom thing with jenna jameson and someone else ). It starts in a restaurant and looks like a totally normal video for the first 2 minutes but I saw it and freaked the fuck out and started clicking everywhere and I moved it right to the middle where shes fingering the other girls butthole or something and my dad was just like cool and walked away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 i know exactly the video you're talking about. sticky high five! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 hahaha yes!!! It took me like 6 months to watch something other than lesbian porn, I was obsessed with it, and it's all cause of that video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entendu Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Personally, I need to see a dick in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vialister Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Personally, I need to see a dick in there Have you ever seen a vagina by itself? Not for me. ronniegwilliams and entendu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 so you can only get off when an old man(s) penis is involved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vialister Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 so you can only get off when an old man(s) penis is involved? Upvotes reached. But, touche, touche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 When I was young, I was pretty much strictly solo/lesbian. I'm sure it was some kind of DONT THINK IM GAY complex. It probably changed once I actually had sex and had a frame of reference for penetrash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Fleshlight now makes monster themed pocket vag's. Vampire, Cyborg etc. Obviously NSWF: http://io9.com/5847274/fleshlight-creates-vampire-frankenstein-zombie-and-cyborg-vaginas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I used to do that with Ares ( limewire essentially ) but at the same time I thought Faces of Death videos, the ones where people get hurt, so I downloaded a lot of those too. I was showing my dad one of them in windows media player where someone runs and smacks into a stop sign and i went to scrub to the middle of the track and it had already changed to the next video. It was my first ever favorite porn scene ( a lesbian restaurant bathroom thing with jenna jameson and someone else ). It starts in a restaurant and looks like a totally normal video for the first 2 minutes but I saw it and freaked the fuck out and started clicking everywhere and I moved it right to the middle where shes fingering the other girls butthole or something and my dad was just like cool and walked away. hahahaha i totally know this video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadDonut Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Holy crap I just saw the double dick dude.. I'm speechless! Shoot, if a girl has a preference, this guy has them covered! "Cut or not cut babe?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
converge88 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Fleshlight now makes monster themed pocket vag's. Vampire, Cyborg etc. Obviously NSWF: http://io9.com/5847274/fleshlight-creates-vampire-frankenstein-zombie-and-cyborg-vaginas That is interesting to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 that made me start researching fleshlights. is it wrong that i kind of want to drop $50 of my tax return on one? would sure as hell save me on all these stupid fucking dates.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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